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Title: FINALLY! A real Disc Golf Novel
Post by: dickthediscparker on March 13, 2013, 04:44:17 PM
http://www.amazon.com/Ace-Holes-Disc-Golf-ebook/dp/B008NXHZVI/ref=sr_1_107?ie=UTF8&qid=1363140784&sr=8-107&keywords=disc+golf+discs#reader_B008NXHZVI (http://www.amazon.com/Ace-Holes-Disc-Golf-ebook/dp/B008NXHZVI/ref=sr_1_107?ie=UTF8&qid=1363140784&sr=8-107&keywords=disc+golf+discs#reader_B008NXHZVI)

This isn't for your children I gather... You've been warned. And please do yourself a favor and read the description.
Title: Re: FINALLY! A real Disc Golf Novel
Post by: Kelly Markum on March 13, 2013, 04:52:17 PM
WOW!!! How does one come across finding something like that???
Title: Re: FINALLY! A real Disc Golf Novel
Post by: dickthediscparker on March 13, 2013, 05:03:32 PM
Search Disc Golf on Amazon and expand your mind I guess. I found it on DGcoursereview
Title: Re: FINALLY! A real Disc Golf Novel
Post by: andyportwood on March 13, 2013, 05:40:19 PM
Can you say Pulitzer?...  ???
Title: Re: FINALLY! A real Disc Golf Novel
Post by: Utz on March 13, 2013, 05:41:45 PM
An Excerpt from the book:

"
   Eddie Paris, one of their friends, was searching for his disc in the rough area with two other buddies, Mitt Franks and Max Ellyssen. Mitt and Max, while not exactly the most handsome men in the world, were known throughout the town for...

"

But don't take my word for it... You'll have to find out what happens yourself!

Very curious character names there Fritt Manks. good lordie..
Title: Re: FINALLY! A real Disc Golf Novel
Post by: Kevin Montgomery on March 13, 2013, 06:05:02 PM
An Excerpt from the book:

"
   Eddie Paris, one of their friends, was searching for his disc in the rough area with two other buddies, Mitt Franks and Max Ellyssen. Mitt and Max, while not exactly the most handsome men in the world, were known throughout the town for...

"

But don't take my word for it... You'll have to find out what happens yourself!

Very curious character names there Fritt Manks. good lordie..

I also noticed that the author went from Justin to Justice and back a couple of times with the other guy's name. I wonder if anyone proof read it before it got uploaded. Awful stuff. Do not buy it. Please, even as a novelty item, don't feed the monkees.   ::)
Title: Re: FINALLY! A real Disc Golf Novel
Post by: ReTee on March 13, 2013, 06:37:41 PM

I also noticed that the author went from Justin to Justice and back a couple of times with the other guy's name. I wonder if anyone proof read it before it got uploaded.

Maybe they wrote it on their iPhone and the autocorrect kept messing with them.
Title: Re: FINALLY! A real Disc Golf Novel
Post by: dickthediscparker on March 13, 2013, 07:31:59 PM
An Excerpt from the book:

"
   Eddie Paris, one of their friends, was searching for his disc in the rough area with two other buddies, Mitt Franks and Max Ellyssen. Mitt and Max, while not exactly the most handsome men in the world, were known throughout the town for...

"

But don't take my word for it... You'll have to find out what happens yourself!

Very curious character names there Fritt Manks. good lordie..

I also noticed that the author went from Justin to Justice and back a couple of times with the other guy's name. I wonder if anyone proof read it before it got uploaded. Awful stuff. Do not buy it. Please, even as a novelty item, don't feed the monkees.   ::)

You're right Kmont... I don't even know who started this trashy thread. They should be ashamed. SHAME... Oh wait.
Title: Re: FINALLY! A real Disc Golf Novel
Post by: Loomis on March 13, 2013, 08:01:32 PM
For the record... I did NOT write this and I am NOT D.G. Holmes.
Title: Re: FINALLY! A real Disc Golf Novel
Post by: Jake B on March 14, 2013, 09:53:49 AM
The synapsis alone justifies the purchase...

"When Justice Montana and his friends go out for a day at the disc golf course, they never expected to find sexy, sultry Nena there! After one of them loses their discs in the rough, busty Nena appears and lets the boys explore her own rough. It's all leads to a dirty, naughty gang bang in the woods that will not soon be forgotten!"
Title: Re: FINALLY! A real Disc Golf Novel
Post by: The Bird Father on March 14, 2013, 10:04:24 AM
The synapsis alone justifies the purchase...

"When Justice Montana and his friends go out for a day at the disc golf course, they never expected to find sexy, sultry Nena there! After one of them loses their discs in the rough, busty Nena appears and lets the boys explore her own rough. It's all leads to a dirty, naughty gang bang in the woods that will not soon be forgotten!"

*Like*
Title: Re: FINALLY! A real Disc Golf Novel
Post by: The Nailerâ„¢ on March 14, 2013, 12:49:33 PM
Did Swade author this book?
Title: Re: FINALLY! A real Disc Golf Novel
Post by: Loomis on March 14, 2013, 03:37:07 PM
Did Swade author this book?
Why is the gang bang all men?

Just Kidding Swade.