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Tournaments / Re: 2011 Kansas City Wide Open XXIX-countdown to 30
« on: June 14, 2011, 07:56:56 AM »
NEWSFLASH: if you call others sandbaggers, while playing in an age-protected division, zip it. 

whatevva! back in my day BEFORE there was sand, you'd get called magma-bagger, a term i hope none of you youngsters have to bear. IF any of you live to be as old as Rick Rothstein, you're beating the odds, let alone beating any other golfer that is fortunate to be your age. remember this wide open is just a rehearsal for next year, i cordially invite the entire beer league out to heckle my card after every shot if they so desire, what were those bleachers delivered for the "silent majority"? good shots get a golf clap and pussies get called for being just that. man up and go for it, just watch out for errant shots that seem to find their way into big mouths!
the entire beer league,don't think you want that,and it won't be AFTER THE SHOT

Damn. Thats a sick round of golf!

General Banter / Re: Off Topic: free health screening
« on: June 04, 2011, 10:38:03 AM »
Can't I just get my girlfriend to do it? ;D
Jk. Dave, thanks for the info.
I couldn't resist. An old joke came to mind.

Water Works / Re: Road Resurfacing
« on: April 30, 2011, 04:26:23 PM »
Some of those were large enough to be called "chuckholes". Thanks for the wonderful news!!

Found and Lost / Found wallet
« on: April 27, 2011, 02:49:44 PM »
Frosty Hicks, I found your wallet empty of everything but your ID.
Someone put it on my bumper it waterworks. :-\

General Banter / Re: wyco today at 10:30
« on: February 15, 2011, 08:54:45 AM »
You sir are invited to come play.

General Banter / wyco today at 10:30
« on: February 15, 2011, 08:29:26 AM »
I'm grabbing the posse and heading to Wyco for a round today at 10:30.
Haven't played since december, so bring your B game and you might get lucky and beat me.. ;D
Rosie is beat to sh1t so let's wear out the tundra in bonner springs park..

Prairie Center / Re: GLOW tonight
« on: February 09, 2011, 07:25:37 AM »
That's not a mustache, it's an alpaca.

Well, we played the SUPER GINORMOUS MAN MADE ICE MOUNTAIN placement last night. It was fun, and only a little dangerous. Funny thing happened after the round when I went back ALL ALONE to the SUPER GINORMOUS MAN MADE ICE MOUNTAIN to collect my 90 pound steel portable basket from the top. As I was repelling down the side of the SUPER GINORMOUS MAN MADE ICE MOUNTAIN with my somewhat cumbersome pole hole, I slipped and fell with the 90 pounds of basket landing on top of me, and then before I could get away, an avalanche of several thousand pounds of the MAN MADE ICE MOUNTAIN came crashing down on top of me. I came to, probably 30 minutes later, but between the pole hole and the large chunk of MAN MADE ICE MOUNTAIN debris I could not move. I tried digging with my hands, but couldn't free my arms enough to move much more than my left pinky finger. I felt cold, but relaxed, so I just settled in for a restful nap, knowing that eventually Cindy would come looking for me and dig me out. About 2:00 am I realized I had told her I was going to P' Otts after the GLOW round to watch KU and have some tacos. I knew she had probably gone to sleep, thinking I'd be home eventually. Around 6:15 this morning I heard the sound of frantic digging, and a few minutes later saw the furiously fast paws of Gus digging thru the crush of snow. Then we went to the Old 56 Family Diner and had some biscuits and gravy. Stupid SUPER GINORMOUS MAN MADE ICE MOUNTAIN.  >:(

Did this really happen?
I don't know amanda. But I'm calling shenanigans... 8)

Smithville / Re: All Things Beaver...
« on: January 09, 2011, 11:47:48 AM »
I imagine the beaver is pretty beat down and barren right now isn't it??

General Banter / Re: Sunday night glow?
« on: November 15, 2010, 06:40:35 AM »
Congrats Mr. Timko, knew you had one in ya!!

General Banter / Re: Which plastic flies the farthest for YOU?
« on: November 12, 2010, 09:22:19 AM »
172g pro destroyer.
Flies 50 ft. farther than anything else I throw.


Bag Tags / Re: #1 Tag
« on: September 25, 2010, 07:36:40 PM »

Bag Tags / #1 Tag
« on: September 24, 2010, 02:46:26 PM »
I want a shot at the #1 tag today. Who has it?

Swope / Re: Twenty tags show up for beer league (9-12)!
« on: September 16, 2010, 11:54:30 PM »
Sunday is the rotating day for beer league.
Show up and win, then you get to choose where
the next week is played at.

General Banter / Re: Friz
« on: September 15, 2010, 09:31:27 PM »
 ;D I am so ready for the FRIZ.
Missed it last year. :'(

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