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General Banter / Re: Bottles on the course
« on: August 04, 2011, 10:05:37 AM »
I think when I retire I'm going to become a bottle patrol

You mean a bum?  Bum Glover...

Found and Lost / Re: Dirty Dozen Nuke @ hole 7 Rosey
« on: July 27, 2011, 05:08:05 PM »
Good luck! Discs at Rosedale don't seem to be returned too often.  Last time I got one back there was a few months ago, because I happened to catch one of the losers who sit at the picnic tables all day selling/trading discs with it.  He had just traded a kid for my brand new disc I had left there several months prior, with the intention of re-trading or selling it, once he rubbed my name and # off of course, which was written huge across the back of it. I snatched it outta his hand and should have given him a F U, but decided my disc was good enough. Just a little shout out to those who sit up there and peddle people's lost discs. I hope all YOUR discs get lost/stolen and never returned-you deserve it :o  To quote Jeffrey Lebowski: "Get a job, sir!" Oh wait, I'm also unemployed, I guess I should sit at a park all day and sell sh1t that people lost. The thing that pisses me off is that it was a disc golfer (I guess he qualifies as one) I had played with several times before.  Rant complete. Almost. F U to the kid who traded it to him and had it for months also, whoever you are!

General Banter / Re: KC's Worst Hole
« on: July 27, 2011, 07:43:24 AM »
I don't beleive there are "worse holes" in disc golf.

Either one is not seeing 1) "all of the lines", or 2) is limited in what throws he/she has available for that basket.

Unless I think of something crappier and amend my post.

I change my mind.  My new answer is : Whatever hole I last played with Steeler Doug.

General Banter / Re: KC's Worst Hole
« on: July 26, 2011, 08:54:08 PM »
Now, my vote for worst in KC goes to Cliff #4. I will agree that there are a couple lines there, but lines do not a good hole make. My problem with that hole (really in the shorter left placement, long left becomes a good 3 and short right has a good line) is that most of the drives seem to depend on a good deal of luck and what kind of kicks you take or don't take.

I agree that the rhbh hyzer line on this hole is kind of a crap shoot; however, if you throw off the front left corner and take the left line then a good shot is rewarded with no luck involved-very clear straight line there.  plus I think it is a unique hole with elevation which is cool to look at and fun to throw IMO, and those factors add merit towards being a good hole.

I agree with Jack that #12 at PC kind of sucks.  #7 at P-Hill is pretty drab, but since it's a guaranteed ace run which adds excitement and I recently aced it I am biased and think it is totally awesome:)  I've always thought #9 at P-Hill is pretty boring as well.  Cliff #14 is kind of weak. Blue Springs #2 is not my favorite in the long position.  People who can throw a hard thumber are grossly rewarded and the through-the-woods line is crazy tight. But since this is a "worst" hole (which seems as though it would include any and ALL pin placements on that hole), I vote #9 at Pleasant Hill. Unless I think of something crappier and amend my post. I haven't played Legacy...

Tournaments / Re: Ace Race - Sept 24th, 2011 - Swope Park
« on: July 22, 2011, 07:16:35 AM »
I think he meant how his parents raised him.

Good work, Sherlock! You just now figure that out?

If you season Bambi up you'll never know the difference

Who the flock wouldn't notice the difference between beef and venision?

Just say its regular burger for those that ask.

That would be dishonest Glover.  And stupid.

Here's my opportunity to go pro!!!
I bet the field would fill very quickly.

On the contrary, Don Glover, I bet if you were the first person to sign up for pro open division it would remain a 1-man division...just a hunch

Tournaments / Re: Ace Race - Sept 24th, 2011 - Swope Park
« on: July 21, 2011, 09:32:02 AM »
Slant, I wouldn't even bother. Let them eat their Panera and Starbucks, buncha homos...

What Haterade, NO mention of "Johnson County" in your blast? You must have been tired or off your game or something, very unlike you ;D

General Banter / Re: ACE REPORT 2011
« on: July 20, 2011, 02:39:30 PM »
Sweet ace Nate! Got the monkey off the back. I hear some people who can't hit their first ace get driven to madness and some even stop playing altogether.....

Water Works / Re: 07/14/2011 Water Works Mini
« on: July 18, 2011, 05:17:37 PM »
I'm just playing in the Pro Field with more people in it.

That statement is very logically sound and after reading it I don't blame you for playing in a large field where you know you have a really good chance of winning as opposed to a tiny field with some very very tough competition.  The fact it is called Pro 2 is just silly since it really isn't filled with pros.  Until it is changed again I would do the exact same thing, Dick, but like usual it is just fun to try and give you crap since you always state you are used to it and don't mind ;D

how bout a sponsored, 981 rated player in masters? why don't you get on him, urge him to step up (no pun intended) and play open? jeez, give dick a break

In all honesty I completely looked right over him (pun intended). He definitely deserves more crap than Dick; however, in his defense he can use the same sort of argument- i.e. "I was just playing in the much larger field" (that time I really didn't mean for the pun), "I have the right to play in the height age protected division", or maybe it's something we don't know about like "Arturo and Stiles tease me a lot during our rounds and it hurts my tiny feelings."

The obvious solution is to split and rename the Masters division to Pro Masters 1, charging $23, and Pro Masters 2, charging $0.75.  Then Duane, Mark, and Jamie can play a 3-man division and during the round the 2 taller than average players can take turns hoisting mighty mouse on their shoulders so he can see the baskets that are over very slight hills.

I would have posted that way sooner but 4 hour afternoon naps are a by-product of unemployment, as are 36+ daily disc golf holes, frequent forum posts, and beards.  Okay maybe just the naps.


Water Works / Re: 07/14/2011 Water Works Mini
« on: July 18, 2011, 11:19:05 AM »
i think dick parker was asking for the real genius to weigh in, which was me and my three dollar post! technically a non ace making hack like y-o-u could play for $2 since that extra buck is wasted from your wallet, and you could walk off any course saying you played and lost nothing to the field but your fill in the blank !

Did Hummel change his name to Y-O-U? He's the only hack I know with no aces. While I agree with the accuracy of your hack statement, I can prove your non-ace-making statement to be a falsehood and thus punishable by me ridiculing Hummel to shift the attention to him.

Water Works / Re: 07/14/2011 Water Works Mini
« on: July 18, 2011, 08:51:54 AM »

My post? Or were you calling ME a genius?  Wait a minute, if I can't figure it out, maybe im NOT a genius...but my parents always told me I was! I hope they weren't lying to me. So I guess you meant my POST was genius, which I totally agree with.  Thank you.  Unless you were being sarcastic, in which case I would laugh because it WAS genius.  Although it does not take a genius to realize that you playing Pro2 is sandbagging. UNLESS you have in actuality just had no business playing Pro 1/open the last several years, in which case YOU are a genius for figuring that out finally and moving down I guess.  Either way one or both or neither of us are a genius.  I will let the people who are geniuses figure it out. Oh wait, according to Dick that's me (maybe?)!!!

Water Works / Re: 07/14/2011 Water Works Mini
« on: July 18, 2011, 07:38:38 AM »
I'm just doing what I have every right to do. What says I can't?  What says Arturo can't?

Nothing.  I was just calling out your obvious sandbagging.  Like you said, Arturo could also play Pro2.  Then HE would be the biggest bagger and take your throne from you. EVERYONE has the right to sandbag, like you said. It's not a privilege its a right. It's more fun to win, I agree.  Looks like Pro2 should go, as recent discussion on here has said.  Otherwise its just gonna be Villareals, Tank, and Stiles battling it out every week in open. Pro2 has def hurt that division. The old 5 dollar open 5 dollar advanced seemed to work way better.

Water Works / Re: 07/14/2011 Water Works Mini
« on: July 16, 2011, 05:07:12 PM »
Pro2 (13)

Dick Parker  53
Shane Caylor  56
Eric Kolkmeier  58
Fred Netherton  59
Jason Lyon  60
Chris Millsap  61
Greg Utz  63
Dave Wagner  64
Fred Fortson  64
Brian Albertson  65
Dylan  Gatton  66
Frank Weaver  70
Seth Wolzen  DNF

That's bullsh!t...

I know, right? I can't count how many times I have heard Dick give me an earful for playing AM1 in the past, along with countless other people. HOW LONG have you been playing open, DICK? how many YEARS? It is good to see that you are now the biggest sandbagger in town after all your sh1ttalking on sandbaggers I have heard in the past!!! I now pronounce you...SANDY DICK :o

General Banter / Re: Disc Golf Movies
« on: July 10, 2011, 08:41:12 AM »
Garden seeds

Tournaments / Re: 2011 Kansas City Wide Open XXIX-countdown to 30
« on: June 30, 2011, 12:51:40 PM »
I certainly miss him more than your loud obnoxious voice at phill feeler Doug.

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