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Barter Town / Re: New, barely used and used discs for sale/trade
« on: June 26, 2011, 07:25:20 PM »
Texted you on that fhlw voodoo Eric...hit me up!!!

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General Banter / Re: ACE REPORT 2011
« on: June 24, 2011, 04:04:34 PM »
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I hyzer flipped a broken in wizard perfectly into the basket.

Nice wizardry!

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Got #10 at waterworx on wed with a 11x firechicken!

Nice furbirdage!

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General Banter / Re: ACE REPORT 2011
« on: June 24, 2011, 12:00:59 PM »
Short or long Timmy? Putter or roc?

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Swope / Re: Swope League 2011
« on: June 22, 2011, 05:29:41 PM »
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The two casuals on 15 that were watching us tee off totally skeeted all over the place

I hope that the aforementioned skeet was properly cleaned and or/disposed of.  I know Slim Neal doesnt mind dead cat removal, but skeet is a whole different sort of mess. (Just ask craig loonis from his days working at the gentlemens' club).

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Tournaments / Re: 2011 Kansas City Wide Open XXIX-countdown to 30
« on: June 22, 2011, 09:48:20 AM »
Hummel quit playing after the kcwo last year, until he showed up and won the RAC. he then quit again until present day, although he was spotted playing a dubs round with myself and 2 other golfers about a month ago. Although that was an isolated incident. I believe he has new grueling job hours and a marriage ceremony in the works, although I would stress to him that abandoning his disc golf mistress for a human wife and a job is super weak!!!

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Tournaments / Re: 2011 Kansas City Wide Open XXIX-countdown to 30
« on: June 21, 2011, 09:31:26 PM »
Important background info for those uninformed: last year matt "humble" Hummel was 4th or 5th place going into final Rosie round am1 of kcwo. After taking an 8 or 9 (that's right I said 8 or 9 can't remember but does it matter?) on hole THREE (that's right hole THREE, the short little guy) Hummel struggled through most the remainder of the round. As turns out with 3-4 holes to play of his awful round Hummel was still going to finish 8-9th place and cash 80ish bucks in merch. He teed off on 9 LONG over the fence by the tree, unreachable for most mortals....but this was "muscular, broad shouldered" Hummel (self quote)...he parked it within 20 feet (SICK), picked his disc up before putting, and walked staight to kmont at scoring table to dnf and drive home. WITH A FEW HOLES TO PLAY IN 72 HOLE TOURNEY!!!

So you dare ask, Keizer, where was Hummel during all this? The answer is as follows: who the flock knows!!! I DO KNOW where Craig Loonis was: at home licking his wounds After losing to a guy who broke his leg...if you combine Craig Loonis with matt humble you can only get one thing: Maig Lumble. ( OR Cratt Hewis).

P.S. Fun fact: by DNF'ing last year with 4 holes to play, humble allowed equally sad Craig Loonis to slide into LAST cash!!!

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Tournaments / Re: 2011 Kansas City Wide Open XXIX-countdown to 30
« on: June 21, 2011, 06:26:05 PM »
My sincerest apologies to vey thatch, for assuming he was a quitter like Craig Loonis. I also wish him a speedy recovery. I also agree with the dress code being " bunk" or "whack" or "f'ing stupid". I still can't believe Greg would just QUIT like that-god knows I would NEVER quit an event early...

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Tournaments / Re: 2011 Kansas City Wide Open XXIX-countdown to 30
« on: June 21, 2011, 01:25:53 PM »
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wasnt the flimer talking, he is trying to get the talker to be quiet.......I saw the camera about 1/2 way through, he got started about 1/2 way into the conversation......

Who knows how to edit a video using auto-tuning?  Now THAT would be funny stuff right there....

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Tournaments / Re: 2011 Kansas City Wide Open XXIX-countdown to 30
« on: June 21, 2011, 01:20:56 PM »
Video HIGHLIGHTS:

1:27:  Nick Wink:  A chair wouldn't fit up your ass, Mark, so it's okay.

1:46: Tony D (to Nick Wink): You're taking my chair, you jerk?

Only 25 views? I figured this video would be viral by now...too bad the filmer is talking near the beginning of the video and some of Mark's dialogue cannot be heard.  I'm sure it was logically sound, classy stuff.....

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Tournaments / Re: 2011 Kansas City Wide Open XXIX-countdown to 30
« on: June 21, 2011, 12:35:59 PM »
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28 0 Vey Thach 45609 851 70 816 74 841 999  999 
28 0 Greg Lewis 39806 935 57 943 73 850 999  999
On a lighter note does this mean that Vey Thatch BEAT Craig Loonis in the AM1 field since his name appeared first, or was it technically a tie for DFL place?

and what was Mark's awesome wardrobe selection that had to be changed? Daisy dukes and a rebel flag tank top, or something of a similarly distasteful manner?

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Tournaments / Re: 2011 Kansas City Wide Open XXIX-countdown to 30
« on: June 21, 2011, 12:26:32 PM »
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Please do not let small children listen as there are a few words that only grown ups should use, and I apologize for my profanity.  In all honesty I was much more refrained from how I wanted to be with the person, but I still have elevated tones.

This entire heated conversation between you guys could have easily have been avoided if that volunteer would have just gone ahead and shoved that chair up his ass.....

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Tournaments / Re: 2011 Kansas City Wide Open XXIX-countdown to 30
« on: June 13, 2011, 06:01:06 PM »
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you think that all the people that call me a bagger around here like me?

Not ALL of them, Palmer, but I think people calling YOU a bagger is more having a good time, since you bag in intermediate ;D  I agree that people who don't know you Coop, yelling that you are a bagger, is complete Douchebaggery. If I was good enough to be a bagger someday, and some jerk I didn't know somewhat maliciously yelled that sh1t at me, I would probably have words with them, and not kind ones.  Let the haters hate, and like Palmer said, there were players with more experience and higher ratings playing in your division, not sure why you got singled out.  People need to be concerned with their OWN games, this is DISC GOLF (aka the greatest game in the world, as Fisherman Bob said)!!!

On another sidenote I was checking the amateur scores, what does 999 and DNF mean?  I saw it plastered right next to GREG LEWIS' name, right after a score of 73 at cliff? Is that a typo??? 73???  Sounds like Craig Loonis needs to pull a Palmer and play intermediate next time........Im just sayin'.....

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General Banter / Re: ACE REPORT 2011
« on: May 23, 2011, 05:49:29 PM »
That's one of the Windiest rounds I've played in a while William.  I call gusting to 32 mph pretty damn windy. Thanks for your comments, though:). ( sarcasm)

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General Banter / Re: ACE REPORT 2011
« on: May 23, 2011, 03:22:49 PM »
Neckbeard hit #7 at pleasant hill league with a star destroyer. Righty backhand into howling headwind. Ace #10 officially puts him at 10 more aces than matt humble and 8 more than Craig Loonis. If anyone else is curious how many more aces you have than matt Hummel here is the mathematical equation: x=your # of aces minus 0.

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Pleasant Hill / Re: Pleasant Hill League
« on: May 23, 2011, 03:16:20 PM »
Who is Matt Hummel?

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