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General Banter / Headin South...
« on: May 15, 2006, 11:55:17 PM »
I'm headin to Alton MO for a canoe trip its in the Mark Twain NF.
Is their any good coures on the way  I'm going 71 to 7 to Clinton 13 to springfield then 60  to J Hwy.
Then hello riverton.. might take a detour on the way back to go thought Bennet springs.. umm umm love that trout.. :P

Found and Lost / Lost on 5/5/06
« on: May 06, 2006, 04:05:56 PM »
Hello i lost my red green striped crush on 5 uptop rosedale. Has black sharpy Spiral on it..

General Banter / Got my first ace..!!..
« on: April 20, 2006, 09:40:08 PM »
Yeaahh I got my first ace on 4/13/06 DU hole 6 but no one was around to help me celebrate.. :^( But I'm counting it my record book.. ;^)

Cliff Drive / Holy Cow!!!
« on: March 20, 2006, 11:26:47 PM »
Holy cow what did you guys hit 7's hill with a bulldozer? Looks great now are you going to put the pin at the bottom by the road?

General Banter / How many courses did you play this weekend?
« on: March 11, 2006, 04:15:06 PM »
Just for fun I wanted to know how may diffrent courses did people play.. :?:

General Banter / Just the Facts thats all.. Funny how true life is...
« on: January 19, 2006, 11:50:29 PM »
The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%

(now get this...)

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered  into the English language.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were
Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to hit his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.  Hence we have "the rule of thumb"

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the
US Treasury.    

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.  

The first novel ever written on a typewriter:
Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:    
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great    
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

try this math:  
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321    

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air  the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson.  Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.    

Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of Their birthplace

Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?          "Obsession"

If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

One thousand

What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

All invented by women.

What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?

Father's Day

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month . which we know today as the honeymoon.

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."
  It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups.  When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired  
by this practice.

~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow


Don't delete the following paragraph just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cduolnt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
waht I was
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to
rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the
ltteers in a wrod are,
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat
ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can
sitll raed it wouthit a
porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh

General Banter / Word spoken from a TRUE wise man....
« on: December 21, 2005, 01:21:27 PM »
"Well you see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

 :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:

Winter Leagues / Ted's
« on: December 06, 2005, 01:44:16 PM »
Any one want to play at ted's this sunday?

General Banter / Mike for Colorado..
« on: November 14, 2005, 11:54:49 PM »
Mike is coming back in thanksgiving weekend and want to play a course well if any one is playing I want to know what park to play so lets pole on it..

Rosedale / Downunder
« on: October 28, 2005, 12:30:13 AM »
when does the down under leage start?

General Banter / USDGC?
« on: October 20, 2005, 02:08:48 AM »
What place did the guys get over the weekend at the USDGC?

Found and Lost / All this talk about the CE and I forgot about my disc. :^)
« on: September 30, 2005, 03:11:32 PM »
I lost my Pro Line ORC on hole8 Cliff Drive Its white 159 I think Has TEK II on it on the other side it has only the PRO Line ORC on the other side  "NO INNOVA" it was buffed off.

Water Works / Price and time?
« on: September 29, 2005, 07:59:25 AM »
What does it cost to play this leage and what the start time?

General Banter / CE found.
« on: September 18, 2005, 06:00:39 PM »
If you can tell me the color and what type of disc it is its yours.
It all so has a name and # but I can't make it out the name is sum what readable
so tell me the name on it too.

I found it at Cliff Drive. Hole #8

Found and Lost / CE found.
« on: September 18, 2005, 05:59:05 PM »
If you can tell me the color and what type of disc it is its yours.
It all so has a name and # but I can't make it out the name is sum what readable
so tell me the name on it too.

I found it at Cliff Drive. Hole #8

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