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Tanks will be present!

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General Banter / Re: New things to see at USDGC
« on: October 10, 2011, 07:43:23 PM »
Cam said his foot was infected. Ken said his elbow hurt. Phil Arthur said he was too tired. Jussi said his back hurt.

 I couldn't go cause my dixie wrecked

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Tournaments / Re: Bluebird Series State Championships
« on: October 10, 2011, 07:39:40 PM »
wake me up when the smell of farts are non exsistant...

 oops, wrong thread

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General Banter / Re: OK... I'm gonna say it... It's a joke
« on: October 10, 2011, 07:31:02 PM »
I learned this; This course is NOT a bomber course. It could be played with a (insert the name of your favorite mid-range here). With that one disc (plus putter) you could play the course to a sub-par round.

 No way!

 I agree with every other post on here but this one!

 

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General Banter / Re: NCAA Football
« on: October 03, 2011, 01:45:32 PM »

Somewhere in Iowa, a sow runs loose with the best part of Tank dripping down its leg. I mean, how else do you explain such zany sports allegiances?

 Was it the car thang, or your real estate quandary's, that cut so deep?

I'm big on that specific real estate market, you know that. You seem to have your real estate interests scattered about the country, like the (fair) weather.

 Has to be the Ford thang then, huh?

 ps, Just to set the record straight, I would never bang a sow.............................................................. in Iowa!

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Swope / Re: Swope League 2011
« on: October 03, 2011, 01:42:57 PM »
***BUMP***

$5.00 Random Draw Dubs tomorrow night at 5pm

should be $7, so 5 can go to payout!

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General Banter / Re: NCAA Football
« on: October 03, 2011, 01:40:45 PM »
But excellent use of the word "Zany", That word definitely, doesn't get used enough!!

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General Banter / Re: NCAA Football
« on: October 03, 2011, 01:28:08 PM »

Somewhere in Iowa, a sow runs loose with the best part of Tank dripping down its leg. I mean, how else do you explain such zany sports allegiances?

 Was it the car thang, or your real estate quandary's, that cut so deep?

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General Banter / Re: NCAA Football
« on: October 03, 2011, 09:41:03 AM »
Thanks for the love, it's nice to see every ones had their Haterade to drink lately.

 Maybe we weren't as prepared from playing all those sh!t bag Texas 12, ie Big 12, teams...

 Hey Missouri fan, good luck in the Mountain west...

 and Michigan, really???? Your having a decent year, but lets not forget being ranked in the top 5 and losing to D-II school. I'm pretty sure you've won more games this year than the past 5 years combined! Now go build me a car that will break down in 5 years, and quit selling all your expensive homes, to Terrorists for a quarter the price!

 

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General Banter / Re: Round 1.
« on: October 01, 2011, 11:50:39 PM »
hole sh!t, are you dramatic!!!

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General Banter / Re: What I Was Thinking 17 Years Ago
« on: October 01, 2011, 11:42:38 PM »
I worry about other items when playing an event....where is the next water? 
Do they have any water on the courses? 
Will I need to carry 2 containers this time?
Why isn't that line painted better? 
Is someone going to tell those people that the course is closed for the event? 
Why didn't someone clear that branch before the event? 
How come this is different on the scorecard than in the program? 
Why is the distances off in the program compared to the tee sign? 
WE really didn't go over this in the players meeting, how could they miss that? 
They really only gave us an hour to eat and get to this next course, WTF? 
Who is going to ensure that this hole is counted as a par 5 in the PDGA system......

 ok, Feldberg!

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Its a 2 dayer, really????

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Winter Leagues / 12:30 saturday DU leagues...
« on: September 22, 2011, 08:18:29 AM »
I'm ready for this league to start!!

 Anyone have a date for this?

  Is Jay Ravard going to run it again?

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Tournaments / Re: 30th KCWO Think Tank
« on: September 20, 2011, 09:06:23 AM »
I have never played in an Amateur division, I played my first ever tourney in 2003 as an Open player and have never looked back.

  That being said, I think "Trophy only" divisions for Am's are bunk too!!

 Give them plastic and help support disc golf companies...

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General Banter / Re: Ranger Dubs at Old Pike tomorrow
« on: September 20, 2011, 09:01:04 AM »
*Re-modified*

 Do to my clients inability to plan, I now have the day off and keg will be tapped around 12:30ish

 If you have to work, start the cough/sneeze in front of the boss, now..

 If you need the wife's permission, tell her you need to be at Old Pike, It's a matter of Homeland security. Sorry babe, the country needs me!

 Brings the dogs, a friend and your favorite outdoor drinking mug!

 All are welcome to enjoy the beauty of Old Pike tonight...

  oh ya, don't forget your discs!!

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