I would understand a KU fan wanting to charge a UNI fan to play disc golf in Johnson County, although I think just having to look at all those well-to-do yuppie f*cks and their storybook suburban lives ought to be payment enough. I hope every Christmas tree in Johnson County, Kansas, catches fire and burns down the house it's in this year. Now I don't actually mean any of that, but Spencer did ask for it and well, it was kinda fun to type it out.
The government doesn't approve of the term "Christmas trees." They are holiday trees.
Oh sh1t, glad ya pointed that out, Tom. My apologies to anyone who might have been offended or felt excluded by my mentioning of the Christian holiday in question.