« on: May 13, 2016, 11:31:47 PM »
The only thing that makes them pros is the fact they get cash prizes. To be fair, they can throw very well too. Set the prize money for 1st Place at $100K in a tourney and you'll change this sport forever and its image forever. You'll weed out the sketch and players will take their chit much more seriously.
Keep throwing them $1500 bones and you'll get Spicoli starting on hole 4 along with Slater as Woodson's caddy and a couple of dudes who got the day off from Jiffy Lube to fill the card.
Seeing some drunk hippie barefoot telling his buddies he's going to get sponsored is more of a comedy act than it is a demonstration about the caliber of players it can bring on board.
Bottom line is, a jackass is a jackass and there is the potential for a far better player than anyone mentioned in this post to come forward when someone has the balls to up the ante and make it a payday and not just a bone.