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« on: January 08, 2009, 11:51:40 AM »
You actually took 3rd seeing as my chili was not judge yet EVERYONE who scarfed it down thought it was the best.

General Banter / Re: Course records
« on: January 08, 2009, 11:50:22 AM »
I walked up to CD during a D.U.I. tourny where he was practice driving on hole #5 uptop (the basket was short left) and I told him he was doing it wrong you just put the disc in on the first shot. 

I bet him 5 bucks I could do it... So he bet me... And I ACED it.  :)

Beginners / Re: All arm drive
« on: January 08, 2009, 11:47:54 AM »
Then you have never seen KKII... Only the best sequal ever. 

General Banter / Re: Course records
« on: January 07, 2009, 08:23:38 PM »
I've heard of a "2" on WW #6 long, and I witnessed a "2" on Rosey #4 long.

I have video of Hemmi duecing #6 twice.  Back to back. 

« on: January 07, 2009, 03:59:47 PM »
Dave, don't you be messin' with me...  I haven't seen rumballs at the Icebowl in a couple years.  Are they making a triumphant comeback?  Please please please....

dick <- alcoholic

« on: January 06, 2009, 11:28:25 PM »
Ice Bowl 2009 this year will be giving top prize in the Chili Contest a Portable Basket!!!! 

Now I know what you all are thinking...  Why would we get into a competition we can't win against Dick?  Well, I'll tell you why.. I need a "little" bit of a battle... Since last year I was robbed of my title because everyone loved my Chili SO MUCH that they ate it all before the judges were privy to my wonderful sauce.  Well you all have a chance to take me on again... If you dare...  Though I do need a new basket for my mini disc golf course.   They make great O.B.'s. 

dick <- the king of chili!

General Banter / Re: An interesting idea gone awry
« on: January 06, 2009, 11:49:31 AM »
Something is better than nothing Kevin!!
Loved your remark though.
Your just pissed cause I pointed out you are up towards the top of the nerd list.

I've won something and I've won nothing either way I tend to have a good time.

I don't mind being called a nerd at all because I am obviously not a nerd:

"Main Entry:
    perhaps from nerd, a creature in the children's book If I Ran the Zoo (1950) by Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel)

: an unstylish, unattractive, or socially inept person ; especially : one slavishly devoted to intellectual or academic pursuits <computer nerds>
— nerd·i·ness Listen to the pronunciation of nerdiness \ˈnər-dē-nəs\ noun
— nerd·ish Listen to the pronunciation of nerdish \ˈnər-dish\ adjective
— nerdy Listen to the pronunciation of nerdy \-dē\ adjective"

I am neither unstylish, nor unattractive and I am certainly not socially inept. As for intellectual and academic pursuits, guilty as charged, however "slavishly devoted", I think not. It is however difficult to be stylish and socially adept while being uneducated and stupid, hence my interests in intellectual and academic endeavors. What's your excuse?   ;D :o 8)

I just had to jump into the this thread. It's just wound its way into being so inane that is has become fun.

Bring on the gals, hell I'll caddy for all of them at once if they'll let me follow them around in my truck.  Jeez..  I need to get to work


uhhhhh..  Anyone?  No irony?  anyone?


p.s. Kevin, You know I love you man.

General Banter / Re: An interesting idea gone awry
« on: January 05, 2009, 10:35:31 PM »
Who is that guy?

General Banter / Re: An interesting idea gone awry
« on: January 05, 2009, 07:13:36 AM »
hah... Kiezer is super cool again.

General Banter / Re: An interesting idea gone awry
« on: January 04, 2009, 03:37:36 PM »
Your not married are you?

Most woman don't like to be around me.  Maybe Loomis is right.  I do have a personal problem.  doh :)

General Banter / Childrens Hospital
« on: January 04, 2009, 03:34:59 PM »
By now you are thinking "I wonder whos ill".  Well... Probably me but that's another subject I'm waiting for Oprah to call me back on...  No, the title is actually to the WONDERFULLY funny webisodes that I found on .  If you have already been privey to this great spoof of the females all so sacred Grey's Anatomy, then laugh when you think back and move on.  This is for those who have not seen this yet.  There are 10 episodes 5 mins each.  I would have to say nothing speaks to me more than humor about a brain tumor, or a story of a Female Nurse in an intimate relationship with a 6 year old boy who looks 36.  hah

Now please, watch and discuss...

General Banter / Re: An interesting idea gone awry
« on: January 04, 2009, 03:11:12 PM »
Even though this arguement has lost all its appeal I will close with this last statement.  And read carefully as to not misquote me.

She DOES NOT get off the couch to come and caddy for me. So in turn, I WILL NOT get off the couch and caddy for her.  If she would like to go out and play with local women (or the boys, what ever happened to equal rights), then so be it.   But at no time do we need a bunch of women pissed off at us because we are trying to give them directions.  Have you ever tried that with anything?  Always a fight.  Most divorces happen over money and the Man trying to help the Woman do something right. (don't know if thats a fact but for arguements sake?) And that's a fact!

General Banter / Re: An interesting idea gone awry
« on: January 04, 2009, 10:07:36 AM »
Always bringing the man down...

General Banter / Re: An interesting idea gone awry
« on: January 04, 2009, 07:53:38 AM »
I think you missed the point.  She doesn't want to caddy for me either. 


Rosedale / Rosy DU league results 01-03-09
« on: January 03, 2009, 07:56:05 PM »
There were 33 in attendance for by god the most BEAUTIFUL day of the year.  There was a tie for first as you can see, and I am not sure if they split it or played off.  I'm sure CD will Report later.   Speaking of CD Stoner...  From what I have been told he ACED hole #18 in the LEFT placement with a JLS ANI shot through the ALT placement window.  Good Job short stuff!

Arturo / Arturo 44 (Pulled the LAST card left and got the JOKER)
CD / Tom M  44
Eric / Fred F 46
Steve / Jay 46
Tim / Bobby 46
Fred S / Critter 47
Mike T / Mike L 47
Todd / Sean E 48
Dick / Steve D 50
Demian / Hans 50
Jamie / Don N 50
Leo / Ryan 50
Marshall / Palmer 51
Dean / Steve H 53
Andy / Suzette 54

I'm Missing 2 teams because I did not get their score card.  Ron Klien Ho and his partner , along with Klunel and his partner.  If they were partners then I'm missing the people who played with them.  I know they didn't cash so the importance is minimal.

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