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Tournaments / Re: CHILI CONTEST WINNER GETS A BASKET!!!!
« on: January 09, 2009, 12:46:38 pm »
uh huh..

2522
Shawnee Mission / Re: SMP League Night
« on: January 09, 2009, 12:44:13 pm »
Actually, when I was in clown school (the first time) a lady from the Kansas City Star was writing a report on "Clown schools" and she wrote about me, and I quote, "He was the Class Clown of the clown class".  Thank you very much!

2523
Tournaments / Re: CHILI CONTEST WINNER GETS A BASKET!!!!
« on: January 08, 2009, 01:27:10 pm »
I have a good idea here and there.

2524
Tournaments / Re: CHILI CONTEST WINNER GETS A BASKET!!!!
« on: January 08, 2009, 12:37:28 pm »
I should take it all back because now everyone will be extra picky over my chili and it will get last place.  So I'll get tag 250 and last place in the chili.

2525
Tournaments / Re: CHILI CONTEST WINNER GETS A BASKET!!!!
« on: January 08, 2009, 12:36:21 pm »
How does putting your chili with everyone elses (I'm not THAT egotistical where I need a glass cover over the whole thing) classify me as "letting everyone eat it".  This year I will graffitti my pot with DONT EAT UNTIL JUDGED.  How about the Chili MC jack lowe makes sure no one eats the chili before getting judged.   :P

2526
Winter Leagues / Re: Homie league
« on: January 08, 2009, 11:52:20 am »
I MAY be out there this sunday since I am skipping out on SAT. downunder

2527
Tournaments / Re: CHILI CONTEST WINNER GETS A BASKET!!!!
« on: January 08, 2009, 11:51:40 am »
You actually took 3rd seeing as my chili was not judge yet EVERYONE who scarfed it down thought it was the best.

2528
General Banter / Re: Course records
« on: January 08, 2009, 11:50:22 am »
I walked up to CD during a D.U.I. tourny where he was practice driving on hole #5 uptop (the basket was short left) and I told him he was doing it wrong you just put the disc in on the first shot. 

I bet him 5 bucks I could do it... So he bet me... And I ACED it.  :)

2529
Beginners / Re: All arm drive
« on: January 08, 2009, 11:47:54 am »
Then you have never seen KKII... Only the best sequal ever. 

2530
General Banter / Re: Course records
« on: January 07, 2009, 08:23:38 pm »
I've heard of a "2" on WW #6 long, and I witnessed a "2" on Rosey #4 long.

I have video of Hemmi duecing #6 twice.  Back to back. 

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Tournaments / Re: CHILI CONTEST WINNER GETS A BASKET!!!!
« on: January 07, 2009, 03:59:47 pm »
Dave, don't you be messin' with me...  I haven't seen rumballs at the Icebowl in a couple years.  Are they making a triumphant comeback?  Please please please....

dick <- alcoholic

2532
Tournaments / CHILI CONTEST WINNER GETS A BASKET!!!!
« on: January 06, 2009, 11:28:25 pm »
Ice Bowl 2009 this year will be giving top prize in the Chili Contest a Portable Basket!!!! 

Now I know what you all are thinking...  Why would we get into a competition we can't win against Dick?  Well, I'll tell you why.. I need a "little" bit of a battle... Since last year I was robbed of my title because everyone loved my Chili SO MUCH that they ate it all before the judges were privy to my wonderful sauce.  Well you all have a chance to take me on again... If you dare...  Though I do need a new basket for my mini disc golf course.   They make great O.B.'s. 

dick <- the king of chili!

2533
General Banter / Re: An interesting idea gone awry
« on: January 06, 2009, 11:49:31 am »
Something is better than nothing Kevin!!
Loved your remark though.
Your just pissed cause I pointed out you are up towards the top of the nerd list.

I've won something and I've won nothing either way I tend to have a good time.

I don't mind being called a nerd at all because I am obviously not a nerd:


"Main Entry:
    nerd
Pronunciation:
    \ˈnərd\
Function:
    noun
Etymology:
    perhaps from nerd, a creature in the children's book If I Ran the Zoo (1950) by Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel)
Date:
    1951

: an unstylish, unattractive, or socially inept person ; especially : one slavishly devoted to intellectual or academic pursuits <computer nerds>
— nerd·i·ness Listen to the pronunciation of nerdiness \ˈnər-dē-nəs\ noun
— nerd·ish Listen to the pronunciation of nerdish \ˈnər-dish\ adjective
— nerdy Listen to the pronunciation of nerdy \-dē\ adjective"

I am neither unstylish, nor unattractive and I am certainly not socially inept. As for intellectual and academic pursuits, guilty as charged, however "slavishly devoted", I think not. It is however difficult to be stylish and socially adept while being uneducated and stupid, hence my interests in intellectual and academic endeavors. What's your excuse?   ;D :o 8)

I just had to jump into the this thread. It's just wound its way into being so inane that is has become fun.

Bring on the gals, hell I'll caddy for all of them at once if they'll let me follow them around in my truck.  Jeez..  I need to get to work

 


uhhhhh..  Anyone?  No irony?  anyone?

nerd

p.s. Kevin, You know I love you man.


2534
General Banter / Re: An interesting idea gone awry
« on: January 05, 2009, 10:35:31 pm »
Who is that guy?

2535
General Banter / Re: An interesting idea gone awry
« on: January 05, 2009, 07:13:36 am »
hah... Kiezer is super cool again.

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