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General Banter / Let's hear some jokes KC!
« on: October 12, 2005, 08:32:31 AM »
Last summer Ed met a woman while on vacation
and fell head over heels in love with her.

On the last night of his vacation, the two of them
went to dinner and had a serious talk about how
they would continue the relationship.

Ed began by saying to his new lady friend that
she meant so much to him, "It's only fair to warn
you that I'm a complete and utter golf nut. I eat,
sleep and breath golf....so if that's a problem,
you'd better say so right now."

"Well, since we're being honest with each other,
here goes," she replied. "I'm a hooker."

"I see," replied Ed, and was quiet for a moment.

Then he added, "You know, it's probably because
you're not keeping your wrists straight when you
tee off."

2222
General Banter / DG Park Success Stories
« on: October 11, 2005, 09:59:35 AM »
If you go to the PDGA website down aways on the front page is an article about promoting disc golf to parks departments. This is the link to the PDF file which is an article from Parks and Recreation magazine:

http://www.pdga.com/npra-dg.pdf

It's a fairly big file but it might be just what you are looking for.

2223
General Banter / Let's hear some jokes KC!
« on: October 11, 2005, 09:52:13 AM »
A filthy rich man in Florida decided that he wanted
to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and
neighbors. He also invited Bubba, the only redneck
in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard
of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time
drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ
and flirting with the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10
ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million
dollars to anyone who is brave enough to jump in."

The words were barely out of his mouth when there
was a loud splash and everyone turned around and
saw Bubba in the pool!

Bubba was fighting the gator and kicking its hide!
Bubba was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his
thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke
holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the
gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere.
Both Bubba and the gator were screaming and raising
  hell. Finally Bubba strangled the gator and let it float
to the top like a K-mart goldfish. Bubba then slowly
climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring
at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, "Well, Bubba, I reckon I owe you
a million dollars."

"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Bubba.

The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something.
You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"

"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Bubba.

The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something.
That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a
  Rolex and some stock options?"

Again Bubba said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Bubba, then
what do you want?"

Bubba said, "I want the name of the SOB who
pushed me in the pool."

2224
WYCO / WyCo League 10/7
« on: October 10, 2005, 05:08:03 PM »
Kind of a strange night out at WyCo. We were all ready starting to to tee off with a fivesome playing open when Cecil and Rick showed up. I quickly set them up as a threesome with Dave Hemmeline and they took off from #3. We left the initial drive out there and continued as a foursome from #1 playing advanced. Three of us could have played Masters but Brad would have been the odd man out. Since he normally plays open I went ahead and called us a card of ams because Brad showed up with only two drivers and had to borrow a putter. I think the scores show that the decision to do this was fair. I hope others feel the same. It was highly irregular though. This Friday we will be teeing off at 5:00pm to try and beat the sundown. But just in case you might want to bring a glowstick or two and some tape to keep from playing the last hole or two in the dark.


Open   
Dave Hemmeline   54
Cecil Cameron   58
Rick Molenkamp   61
Advanced   
Steve Norby   63
Brad Meyrs   63
Kevin Montgomery   68
Steve Hoog   68
AVG   62.14

2225
General Banter / Let's hear some jokes KC!
« on: October 10, 2005, 04:13:19 PM »
What do you call an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac?






A guy that lies in bed awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog.

2226
Prairie Center / Glow League & Nite Flite Lites...
« on: October 10, 2005, 01:24:51 PM »
The red ones work best for glow golf by far. I've tried the green and yellow but the red is much easier to see from further away. I suggest you just stick with red. The other colors are fun but harder to see.

2227
WYCO / WyCo League 9/30
« on: October 06, 2005, 11:23:59 PM »
Five out for a quick round. A group of five teeing off at 5:30 when daylight is gone at 7:25!!  The secret weapon? Mike D's badass golf cart.

Teeing off no later than 5:10 this week. No golf cart...  it's headed to the Friz. Come on out for a tune up round before this weekend's club championships.

Open   
Mike Davis   55
Cecil Cameron   57
Dan Coffman   57
Rick Molenkamp   59
Kevin Montgomery   64
AVG   58.4

2228
Beginners / I just wanna play!
« on: October 04, 2005, 09:02:55 AM »
Disc golf is, for the most part, free to play since most courses are in public parks. There are some public courses in other cities that charge to play (I've actually only seen one, in San Diego) but none of the KC area courses are pay to play.

Just show up and play! We do have leagues sponsored by the Kansas City Flying Disc Club that are $5 to play and there are tournaments all over the country with varying entry fees. Once you play for a while and feel like you may want to compete just show up and join us. The league schedules are listed here:  

http://www.kcfdc.org/leagues.html

There's a free-to-play Monday night New Player's League too. This is a good one for someone who has never played organized disc golf before. It will give a good introduction to rules and course ettiquette.

But that's the very long answer to your question. Just go play!! I hope your son enjoys it. There also is a new nine-hole junior course at Blue Valley Park. That would be a perfect course to take a bunch of Cub Scouts to. I suspect you could even get some seasoned players from the club to help you with the outing. All you have to do is ask. We do that sort of thing all the time.   :)

2229
Tournaments / CLUB Championships-picnic
« on: September 30, 2005, 10:56:57 PM »
Sorry for the short notice. As for the Friz, that's why we are having the picnic and elections the following week. We know lots of folks will be going there. Hard to squeeze it all in. Come out then for the picnic though. Yes, bring your wife, kids, girlfriend, boyfriend! Just bring a side dish to make sure everyone is covered for eats. Should be a good time, doubles in the afternoon or something.

2230
Tournaments / CLUB Championships-picnic
« on: September 30, 2005, 03:04:12 PM »
CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP WEEKEND
October 8-9, 2005
Saturday 10/8
9:30 am-WaterWorks
1:30 pm-Cliff Drive
Sunday 10/9
9:30 am-Swope
1:30 pm-Rosedale
If you can only make one round, please do bother to show up!

Club Picnic-Elections-Awards-FUN TIME!
Rosedale Park
Saturday October 15th
11-4
(Bring a side dish!)
All events free for Club Members
Or pay $20(membership included!)
Winter Leagues are beginning SOON!
When standard time starts First week November, or you fall back on your clocks!
Thursday-WW Glow-6:00pm
Saturday-Olathe-11:00 am
Saturday-Down Under Rosedale-12:30 pm

For More information
www.KCFDC.org   or Jack Lowe 913.485.5123

2231
Water Works / Price and time?
« on: September 29, 2005, 04:05:29 PM »
Thursday

2232
WYCO / WyCo League 8/26 to 9/23 (Getting caught up)
« on: September 29, 2005, 10:06:53 AM »
Sorry for the lapse in posting scores. Life's basic interruptions. For instance, I'm a new grandfather for the third time. Marshall Kevin Bergen was born on Tuesday 9/20 -  :D

8/26 League:

Dave Hemmeline makes his presence known by hitting the first birdie I've seen on #4 in the woods.

Open   
Dave Hemmeline   54
Cecil Cameron   55
Rick Molenkamp   61
Brad Meyrs   62
Peter Tady   66
Masters   
Dan Coffman   58
Steve Norby   62
Kevin Montgomery   72
AVG   63.33
 

9/2 League:

Open
   
Cecil Cameron   57
Rick Molenkamp   59
Kevin Montgomery   69
Trevor   70
AVG   63.75

9/9 League:

Thanks to Rick Molenkamp for running league while I was off playing in Hays. The grass was knee high but a hardy group played with trimmed tee pads and a path someone mowed from pad to basket.

Open   
Dave Hemmeline   54
Dick Parker   56
Cecil Cameron   57
Kelly Babbit   58
Mike Davis   58
Rick Molenkamp   60
Tom Butler   64
Tavish Sanders   73
AVG   60

9/16 League:

A good group but guys from the open division left and I didn't get their card. I don't know scores and don't remember who all was there. If someone that was there sees this and can get the info to me I would really appreciate it.

Open   
Card is Missing   
Dick Parker won   
Masters   
Dan Coffman   57
Steve Norby   62
John Buckle   62
Kevin Montgomery   68
AVG   62.25

9/23 League:

Getting started right at 5:30 now. We finished in plenty of time with three cards of three playing. The course is now set almost completely short and will be for the rest of the season. Dave Hemmeline and Dan Coffman both continued their domination of their respective divisions by consistently playing well. Not to be out done, Mike Davis hit a birdie on #4 in the woods this week as well.

Open   
Dave Hemmelin   54
Mike Davis   55
Cecil Cameron   57
Rick Molenkamp   58
Masters   
Dan Coffman   57
Ted Keith   58
Paul Eklund   65
Kevin Montgomery   67
Dave Hoglund   69
AVG   60

We will be teeing off at prompty 5:30 this Friday, 9/30. If you are planning to be there and are running late please call - 816-830-0974.

The ace fund is now over $700. There's never been a league ace at WyCo... lots of metal but nothing has stayed in the basket. Dave Hemmeline nailed #5 last week, but alas, it was not meant to be.

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Water Works / Price and time?
« on: September 29, 2005, 08:41:21 AM »
Water Works league is just like other leagues in town. $5 for members withthe ace fund. Tee off is probably around 5:30 right now because of the increasingly early sunset.

If you are talking abotu the glow league it tees off around 6:00pm after daylight savings time ends and is the same price. They have separate ace fund and play doubles most of the time I think.

2234
WYCO / WyCo League Start Time
« on: September 23, 2005, 03:31:41 PM »
We will now be teeing off as close to 5:30 as possible starting tonight.

2235
WYCO / Course Report
« on: September 22, 2005, 11:28:54 PM »
Friday league will be teeing off as close to 5:30 as possible. The course is shortened up and was mowed last week. Come play WyCo!!#1 -Short
#2 - Short
#3 - Left
#4 - In the woods. (It was birdied the other night at league by Dave Hemmeline)
#5 - Short left, behind the tree.
#6 - Short right.
#7 - Original
#8 - Original (Only)
#9 - Left
#10 - Short
#11 - Only
#12 - Right
#13 - Short (If that's what you want to call it)
#14 - Short
#15 - Only
#16 - Right
#17 - Short
#18 - Center/Short

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