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General Banter / Let's hear some jokes KC!
« on: July 22, 2005, 02:35:30 PM »
Now that right there... that's funny... ya see....   :lol:

2297
Prairie Center / Big O next weekend?
« on: July 22, 2005, 10:38:48 AM »
I'm afraid I didn't get the word out to enough KCFDC folks and the TDing duties ended up with the KDGA this year. My bad....  

Eric will run a great event but if any of the local guys at PC can step up to give him a hand and help make KC disc golf look just as good as we know it is, it will be appreciated I'm sure.

KM

2298
WYCO / Course Report
« on: July 22, 2005, 10:20:36 AM »
WyCo is looking great right now. Freshly mowed and your's truly did sme major weedeating this week. The benches could use a little TLC or even replacement but all-in-all WyCo is looking great right now.

Come out for league tonight, 7/22, and play the current layout before it changes. Many pins will be moved next week. Although that tricky placement on #4 might just stay there for a while longer until I see someone take a 3 on it. Unless someone parred it on 7/1 (I don't have that card yet since I was out of town that day) it hasn't seen a 3 yet this season. Come out and give it your best shot.

KM

2299
WYCO / WyCo League 7/15
« on: July 22, 2005, 10:14:39 AM »
Four on a hot night for league. Tom treated our out of town guest, Steve from D.C., to a dose of KS competition. While Steve came on strong and looked like he was going to give our boy a run for his money he eventually faded and Tom played his usual consistent game to fend off the alien attack by four strokes:

Open
Tom Butler   61
Steve Ritenour   65
Dean Uhlman   69
Pete Tady   73
AVG   67.00

While Steve may not have won the $ he did pick up some nice KC merchandise to take back home. Thanks for coming out Steve, I hope you had a great time playing our KC courses.

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WYCO / WyCo League 7/8/05
« on: July 22, 2005, 10:08:04 AM »
While I agree with Shiny Penny that putting scores all under one group might tidy things up a bit I think I'll stick with the way we've been doing it since it seems to be working. That way you can find the scores by date using the subject line.

Small group for league on the 8th with a couple of new faces and one that hasn't been to WyCo all year until now:

Open   
Chris Downer   68
Kevin Montgomery   69
Dustin Hudson   70
David J   76
AVG   70.75

2301
Blue Valley / Shall we get real?
« on: July 21, 2005, 09:09:44 AM »
I just might agree that your proctologist visit is preferable to playing BV backwards in 100 degree heat.   :roll:

2302
General Banter / Let's hear some jokes KC!
« on: July 21, 2005, 09:00:38 AM »
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture
on mental health and was giving an oral test.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she
asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks
back and  forth screaming at the top of his lungs one
minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably
the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and
answered, "He's probably a basketball coach?"

2303
General Banter / Let's hear some jokes KC!
« on: July 21, 2005, 09:00:10 AM »
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he
hasn't been feeling well.

The doctor examines him, leaves the room and
comes back with three different bottles of pills.
The doctor says, "Take the green pill with a big
glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill
with a big glass of water after lunch. Then just
before going to bed, take the red pill with another
big glass of water."

Startled to be put on so much medicine the man
stammers, "Jeez doc, exactly what's my problem?"

The Doctor says, "You're not drinking enough
water."

2304
Found and Lost / Collector of lost discs
« on: July 20, 2005, 04:14:06 PM »
I'll keep an eye out for it. I usually just put lost and found discs in my trunk and have them with me at leagues. If it is someone I have never heard of and there's a number I'll call. Otherwise I eventually drop them in the Rosedale box.

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General Banter / Let's hear some jokes KC!
« on: July 19, 2005, 11:47:01 PM »
A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday.
She spends $5000.00 and feels pretty good about
the results. On her way home she stops at a
newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving, she
asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my
asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32," the clerk replies. "I'm actually 47," the
woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and upon
getting her order, asks the counter girl the same
question. She replies, "I'd guess about 29." The
woman replies, "Nope I am 47."

Now she is feeling really good about herself. While
waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the
same question. He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight
is starting to go. Although, when I was young, there
was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it
requires you letting me put my hands up your shirt
and feel your boobs. Then I can tell exactly how old
you are."

They waited in silence on the empty street until
curiosity got the best of the woman and she finally
says, "Well, what the hell, go ahead."

The old man slips both hands up her shirt, under
her bra, and begins to feel around.

After a couple of minutes she says, "Okay, Okay,
how old am I?"

He removes his hands and says, "You are 47."

Stunned the woman says, "That's amazing! How
did you know?"

The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at
McDonald's."

2306
Beginners / Beginner's Glow Round
« on: July 19, 2005, 01:11:12 PM »
There will be a glow league starting this fall at Water Works on Thursday evenings. League starts the week after summer leagues end and continues until the week before summer leagues begin. They tee off at 6:00pm.

2307
Tournaments / Scores
« on: July 18, 2005, 11:53:10 AM »
Here are the final scores for the City of Fountains Classic:


Name   Division   Rnd 1    Rnd 2    Final    
Alexey    Bubis   Open Men   47   62   109
Chris   Sprague   Open Men   47   62   109
Eric   McCabe   Open Men   50   67   117
George   Smith   Open Men   51   68   119
Jamie   Barry   Open Men   50   70   120
Mike    Murphy   Open Men   51   70   121
Kevin   Corbett   Open Men   53   69   122
Beckett    Carduff   Open Men   56   69   125
Brad    Merys   Open Men   58   75   133
               
               
LeRon   Harris   Pro Masters   51   64   115
Mark   Martin   Pro Masters   51   65   116
Bryan   Guthrie   Pro Masters   54   68   122
Tracy    Walker   Pro Masters   56   69   125
Bruce    Hudson   Pro Masters   55   DNF   55
               
Angela   Tschiggfrie   Open Women   57   74   131
Tavish   Sanders   Open Women   59   83   142
Linda   Arbeitman   Open Women   60   84   144
               
               
Jake   Bowen   Adv Men   51   64   115
Leo   Deprato III   Adv Men   51   64   115
Hans   Coleman   Adv Men   51   70   121
Fred    Smith   Adv Men   52   69   121
Kelly   Genzel   Adv Men   54   72   126
Dennis    Reaves   Adv Men   60   69   129
Ben   Taylor   Adv Men   56   74   130
Demian   Vela   Adv Men   55   76   131
Dick    Parker   Adv Men   57   74   131
Quentin    Street   Adv Men   59   74   133
Bob   Strausas   Adv Men   64   73   137
Dirk   Hacker   Adv Men   60   80   140
               
               
Annie   Humphrey   Adv Women   72   28   100
Angela   Plitsch   Adv Women   71   30   101
Becky   Stebbins   Adv Women   88   32   120
               
               
Brant   Pfister   Adv Masters   55   72   127
Mark   Morales   Adv Masters   55   76   131
Bruce   McQueen   Adv Masters   58   79   137
David   Wise   Adv Masters   61   DNF   DNF
               
               
Don   Grinnell   Int Men   66   82   148
David   Hudson   Int Men   61   90   151
Tom   Thompson   Int Men   63   89   152
Charlie   Bauersfeld   Int Men   64   DNF   DNF

2308
General Banter / Let's hear some jokes KC!
« on: July 15, 2005, 03:36:59 PM »

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General Banter / Let's hear some jokes KC!
« on: July 15, 2005, 10:47:47 AM »
A good looking biker stops by the Harley shop to
have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited,
so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home, he stopped at the hardware store
and bought a bucket and an anvil. Next, he stopped
by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens
and a goose. However, he now had a problem, how
to carry all of his purchases home.

The owner said, "Put the anvil in the bucket, carry the
bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and
carry the goose in your other hand."

"Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went.

In the parking lot, he was approached by a little old lady
who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me
how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"

The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616
Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down
this alley. We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said,
"I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.
How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't
hold me against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"

The biker said, "Holy smokes, Lady! I'm carrying a bucket,
an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world
could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

The lady said, "Well... Set the goose down, cover him with
the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold
the chickens."

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General Banter / What's in your Bag?
« on: July 14, 2005, 05:02:49 PM »
Quote from: "Schoen-hopper"
I carry 27 discs.


You can break your response up into several replies in that case....    :lol:

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