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General Banter / Let's hear some jokes KC!
« on: July 15, 2005, 10:47:47 am »
A good looking biker stops by the Harley shop to
have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited,
so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home, he stopped at the hardware store
and bought a bucket and an anvil. Next, he stopped
by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens
and a goose. However, he now had a problem, how
to carry all of his purchases home.

The owner said, "Put the anvil in the bucket, carry the
bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and
carry the goose in your other hand."

"Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went.

In the parking lot, he was approached by a little old lady
who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me
how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"

The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616
Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down
this alley. We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said,
"I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.
How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't
hold me against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"

The biker said, "Holy smokes, Lady! I'm carrying a bucket,
an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world
could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

The lady said, "Well... Set the goose down, cover him with
the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold
the chickens."

General Banter / What's in your Bag?
« on: July 14, 2005, 05:02:49 pm »
Quote from: "Schoen-hopper"
I carry 27 discs.

You can break your response up into several replies in that case....    :lol:

Blue Valley / Course Map and Scorecards with Pars
« on: July 12, 2005, 11:16:16 am »
Here are links to a course map you can print out and to scorecards that have pars listed for each hole and a smaller map.

Tournaments / 10th Annual Hell On The Border Ft Smith AR
« on: July 08, 2005, 11:54:25 am »
Google maps says it's just shy of 300 miles and almost 7 hours. That's a ways....  probably wouldn't take nearly that long.

I'll be driving to Hays for the Frontier Open the week before so probably won't be able to make the investment in this one. Sounds like fun though.

Tournaments / H2Open still on?
« on: July 06, 2005, 07:22:28 pm »
The H2Open has been postponed - Officially. There may be a doubles tourney later in the year with this title out at WW. For info contact RR at DGW.

General Banter / Favorite Course
« on: July 06, 2005, 05:02:43 pm »
23rd and Topping, KCMO

General Banter / Favorite Course
« on: July 06, 2005, 04:21:34 pm »
Yes. There is already a 9 hole junior course in the ground there and work is progressing on an 18 hoel championship, (monster) course. There is a work day there this weekend. Check out the note under the Blue Valley course topic to find out more.

Found and Lost / Found Keys at WyCo
« on: July 06, 2005, 03:09:54 pm »
I found a set of keys on a little black rubber ducky key ring right after the Wide Open. I forgot all about posting this until just now. If these are yours just let me know.

General Banter / Favorite Course
« on: July 06, 2005, 03:07:27 pm »
The poll feature has been used for some other things but not much.

I had to vote for my home course. I may not like my scores at WyCo but I like to play it.

General Banter / CE-JLS's Hmm...
« on: July 05, 2005, 03:43:15 pm »
I think the folks on Ebay were just saying it was "brand new" as in never thrown before. The discs they are selling are actually old and were from a limited run of 2000 that was produced years ago. That's why they want so much for them. They appear to be a collectors item.

General Banter / CE-JLS's Hmm...
« on: July 05, 2005, 03:31:30 pm »
JLS is a common disc from Millenium. They are a separate company from Innova. They make the Omega Super Soft, QMS, QJLS, etc...  If you like the JLS it comes in regular plastic, which for Millenium means pro plastic and also in the Q plastic which is like the CE stuff. What you saw on Ebay was a special run back when the JLS first hit the market. If you want a CE JLS save your money and just drop $13 or $15 on a QJLS.

Yeah, I would have posted this earlier but I wasn't really sure of my plans until this week. If I don't get many folks down this weekend there will always be other times. Keept the second weekend in November in mind. That's an annual trip down for me.

This Saturday is a PDGA D tier event in Springfield, MO. For full details see the Ozarks Disc Golf website at

After the event I would like to invite KC Disc golfers to come hang out at Montgomery farm, my family's historic homestead, less than an hour from Springfield. Camping is available and I have baskets set up for play up near the house and on the back of the property (107 acres). I'll be there all weekend after the Sunburn Open and we will have professional quality fireworks both Saturday and Sunday nights. This is a family friendly place so bring the wife and kids. There is a spring fed stream that's fun for fishing or cooling off and a three acre lake on the property for fishing or even a canoe ride, we'll provide the canoe.

If you are interested in coming down please e-mail or call me for directions and to let me know your plans. or 816-830-0974.

Tournaments / H2Open still on?
« on: June 29, 2005, 02:38:20 pm »
The word I get is that this event is still happening. For more information contact Rick. The event remains on the schedule for the 17th.

Tournaments / H2Open still on?
« on: June 29, 2005, 11:59:35 am »
The word I get is that this event is still happening. For more information contact Rick.

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