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I found your disc! Then I saw you were a weenie-armed Raiders fan so I dug a shallow hole, took a fat dump on it, and buried it with a picture of Al Davis (i sh*t on his face too)!

oh wait is this not a place to talk sh*t? My bad. Sorry! (not sorry)

Happy thanksgiving to all you disc golfers (even the hyper sensitive Oakland fans)!

General Banter / Re: The 'Official' ACE Thread!
« on: December 26, 2013, 08:10:12 PM »
Some filthy east coast mountain hippie aced #3 down under today with a forehand DX Beast. Witnesses were Seth Wolzen, Craig Loonis, and Sophie and Minnie the dogs. The course looks beautiful it is nice to see it progress every time I come home. Thanks everyone who works to keep it so awesome, and to Matt Humble, for motivating me to never be a big fat pu**y who quits the game forever. Everyone be really really safe out there during the holidays.  Remember that flames, beards, and booze do not mix. Praise Treesus!!!

General Banter / Re: Bracket Busted? Sure it is. BUT...
« on: April 02, 2013, 05:32:11 PM »
This should be a fun watch on the Planet. kick some ass and rep the crimson and blue- RCJH!

Found and Lost / Re: lost champ boss
« on: March 29, 2013, 10:38:14 PM »


Found and Lost / Re: lost champ boss
« on: March 29, 2013, 05:46:34 PM »
I found it! Oh wait, no I didn't. F*CK MICHIGAN!!!

General Banter / Re: Feldberg joins Latitude 64, rolls out new website
« on: February 07, 2013, 09:58:04 AM »
Why wasn't he welcomed back?

The official statement released by Innova an hour ago reads:

"It is with much regret that we here at Innova have decided to part ways with David Felberg. Unfortunately, Dave is an enormous douchebag who cries and whines like a little b"tch and has a sad, pathetic little beard. So we told him to take his fat donut eating ass and get the flock out".

General Banter / Re: 12/6 Birthday Fiesta Down Under
« on: December 05, 2012, 08:32:17 PM »
Swade is such a stud.

A dude who calls himself "The Nailer" calling another dude "such a stud"? I need to make sure I never drop my mini if you are on the course behind me...

Also, i just have to ask about your quote: ""I sure hope The Nailer doesn't find it..."

What exactly is "it"? And who is "I"? And why don't they want YOU to find "it"? Are they afraid you might "nail it"? I am so baffled right now :-\

More importantly, happy SneebDays KMont and Swade! Wish I could join you on my favorite course (although I am a bit frightened of this "Nailer" guy I must admit, and am comforted to know he is 1500 miles away from me).

General Banter / Re: disc golf movies
« on: December 05, 2012, 04:39:30 PM »
That would be my favorite live act-Leftover Salmon. 6-13-99 Sicko Fest. "We're Flocked Up" .I believe I downloaded the show free on archives a while back. Vince does the "We're flocked up" audience test at the beginning of the set as a baseline for the end of the set when he does it again. After tearing up the stage they end with with a  15 minute long  4:20 Polka>We're %$#@ed Up>arse Song Reprise>Rise Up Wake and Bake>Foolin>Bake Me With Your Best Pot>Rise Up>Coconut Song>Rise Up  sandwich, in true Leftover festival fashion. And I am pretty sure that he is more flocked up than most audience members by the end...

Best advice I can give anyone other than "play disc golf" and "brush and floss your teeth daily" is "go to a leftover salmon show before you die, because something like THIS might happen: Insane "Wake & Bake" jam by Leftover Salmon from 2001

disclaimer:THIS clip contains Vince playing the funky alligator, drew emmet playing the electric rubber fish, Mayor McCheese (band mascot stolen from denver area mcDonald's in 199_, sadly the guy who tried to steal the hamburgler was captured and went to jail). The jam is already deep enough that there soon to be deceased banjo player Mark is without instrument at the start.

last non-disc golf movie/thread derailment, i SWEAR!!!

General Banter / Re: disc golf movies
« on: December 05, 2012, 09:06:52 AM »
I should have started a silly clip thread! your indifferent critique is appreciated and dare I say:slightly meaningful. maybe I will start working on a script for an ACTUAL disc golf movie to avoid future Zero mini ratings. If only I could convince Mr. Hermann and Mayor McCheese to star in it-that would merit 2 minis based on star power alone...

General Banter / Re: disc golf movies
« on: December 05, 2012, 08:10:53 AM »
I recently caught a tournament ace on video and remixed it Neckbeard style. The shot itself is not all that great to watch, it is really more about our reactions. I eagerly await a review by esteemed disc golf video critic jamiDanger. I only ask that before determining how many mini's out of fore this video receives, he takes into account that 1)the video was completely spontaneous and last second (I barely could get the phone out and hit play before Matty threw), and 2) this is my first, but certainly not my last, attempt at video editing of any kind. Enjoy!

ADULT LANGUAGE WARNING: I was pretty excited to have pulled my camera out at the exact right time, considering I hardly ever do so during a round. So in the original 22 second video I drop 4 "F" bombs. Due to instant replay's I end up dropping a total of 6 in this remix video. Oh yeah, and Vince Herman of Leftover Salmon drops another 9 at the end, for a grand total of 15 "flockings", "motherflockers", and "flocked" in 1:53.  So if you don't like the "F" word, then flock off and go flock yourself ;D

General Banter / Re: Grow the Sport
« on: November 19, 2012, 12:19:01 PM »
Two thumbs down on any serious forum political banter. (maybe I am just a sore loser, as my write in ticket of Jamie Danger/Dan Loomis for Prez/VP did not win. I was really hoping for 8 years of socialized hash and disc reform!)

I strongly believe we should keep any and all divisive, potentially hurtful discussion on here centered around KU-MU. Like this: Does anyone really think it is a coincidence that MU alumnus Matthew "Humble" Hummel quit the game of disc golf forever (after years of abuse and getting worked over by Craig loonis and Neckbeard-both KU alumni) near the same time that Misery fled the Big 12 after years of being sodomized by a team named after a mythological bird? I think not...

***Keizer insert Northern Iowa/Johnson County blasts here)***

General Banter / Re: We have a Dream...
« on: November 19, 2012, 11:49:15 AM »
dave dunipace

For those of you trying to learn how to throw a sidearm, or anyone who throws one, I recommend Dave's sidearm video:

Dave's Tips | Driving - Sidearm

One of his main points, the need for a "strong sudden steely snap of the wrist" as you release, really helped improve my forehand throw, and I had already been throwing lots of forehand throws for over 7 years when I watched it. I see a lot of new players or even experienced players who are trying to develop this throw use way too much arm, and this video really helps demonstrate that it is all about that sudden wrist snap.

Also check out his "snake strike" putting video!

I just realized that ol' Dave must have a serious Viagra induced  hard-on for alliteration using the letter "s".

General Banter / Re: On The Air on 101 The Fox
« on: November 19, 2012, 11:31:50 AM »
Famous for what though??  ;D Insert attacks here....

Don G. - the vast majority of your posts beg for friendly ridicule, which is actually what you are famous for. Your old school , self-imposed typewriter-style(hitting return after most sentences) is truly unique, and thus famous (on the kcfdc forum). You spoil all the fun when you beg for written abuse. Please refrain from such masochistic requests in the future, as it makes mocking your posts totally lame and boring. Just be patient and let it happen naturally...

KU squeezed that one out of their a$$

They won by 15 points, outscoring the Mocs by 22 points in the 2nd half, including a 19-1 KU scoring run ( I refuse to acknowledge the 1996 change to the "Mockingbird's", prompted by cries that the previous mascot, Chief Moccanooga, was completely racist. If we can't poke fun at systematically eradicating and entire race of indigenous peoples and stealing their land, then what CAN we make fun of??? Other than DonGlover, of course). 

The only things being squeezed out of an ass is your inaccurate overview of the game. The Mocs got lucky and hit a bunch of 3's in the first half, but were utterly outgunned by the KU players, who dominated the 2nd half with their superior athleticism, coaching, and home-court advantage.


1) Your girlfriend got you 11th row KU tickets? You should marry her immediately!
2) I bet Lincoln could have been one hell of a disc golfer.

General Banter / Re: We have a Dream...
« on: November 14, 2012, 07:00:12 PM »
f*ck the 1%!

General Banter / Re: Top 18 holes in Kansas City, "KCFDC Gold"
« on: October 17, 2012, 12:22:27 PM »
Awesome Hummel reference.

I agree wholeheartedly with future AM2 Lifetime Achievement Award winner Brian "I'm not bagging I just suck" Palmer that this Hummel reference is awesome!

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