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Get a little creative with the reviews and you'll increase the number of readers, here's one of Spencer's enjoyable mini reviews.
"So everybody has had that moment when you either realize you have just locked your keys in your car or you are getting pulled over by the police, the one where your stomach drops and you say to yourself "oh sh1t". Had that moment tonight. Sent out 4 cards to start the night on a beautiful wind-free evening, locked the clubhouse, turned towards my group on hole 1, and instantly realized i had locked my bag with all my discs, my car keys, wallet,and all the league money inside, along with 2 sets of keys to the aforementioned clubhouse. Luckily i HAD everything i needed outside the clubhouse: mini-cooler with 6 beers, my groups' scorecard, a pencil, and my cellphone. The ONE man we knew had a key was called, and i owe a HUGE THANKS TO DAN CASHEN for showing up a while later and bailing me out. In the meanwhile thank you to Jesse and Eric for letting me borrow an excalibur, wraith, cro, and aviar to play with the first 15 holes. After starting 3 under after 8 holes with loner discs that i never throw i had an epiphany that i should simplify my bag, then after dropping 7 strokes in 5 holes i determined i wanted MY bag back and i hate the Cro
No wasp injuries, dead carcasses (human or non-human), stabbings, triple circle nines, or sour times were reported,although vehicular fornication was spotted pre-round. Lee(ve my dog alone) Killian reported that they tried to rouse 2 casual players into playing league next week, and the next hole one of the casual players slammed an ace on hole #7. In more relevant ace news, Jesse "Miami Vice" Dreiling SLAMMED dead center chains on hole #3 short, and cut straight through, dropping a foot behind the basket-it was sweet and I paid him a dollar. Then Eric "the intimidator" Eastwood bounced off the top of hole #18 short, and i paid him a dollar. Then they used my dollar to pay each other. I felt used. Scores:
Beckett "Natty Light" Carduff 49 ($14)
Leeve my %$#@ing dog alone Killian 51 ($4)
James Hugh Hefner 52
Matt Haaaaaaazzzzzzeeeeeee 56
Brian "Game On" Gammon 49 ($7)
Kelly "Ladies Man " Warren 54 ($1.50)
James "look at that van a rockin over there" Mclaughlin 54 ($1.50)
Jim Sherwood Forest 54 (bounced out)
Jesse "Miami Vice" Dreiling 50 (7 KCCASH)
Eric "the Intimidator" Eastwood 53 (5 KCCASH)
Burnt Wood Larry a.k.a. Nash Lawrence 58
Humble DNP (Did Not Participate)
Ben Gloonis DNS (Did Not Standaflockinchanceifhewouldhaveshowedup)
Suzette: "Where's my money at, SON!" 63 ($6)
Becky Stebbinzzzzzz 77
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