NOW HEAR THIS, BEE-EYE-ITCHES,
The rebel bandit mafia, whose roles include the late D.G. Thuggy, Brisque Chainsaw Killa, BloodThursty Detonater, and Cantankerous A.N.G. do hereby throw down the gauntlet to all punk-ass haters. The precious Numero Uno will be up for grabs. All you have to do is snatch it from the jaws of the venomous cobra that is the rebel bandit mafia.
We're having a massive bag-tag event where there will be a standing off-card challenge between all participants. Here are the particulars:
1) To participate you must bring a 40 of O.E. or any item of equal inebriatorial value.
2) Ladies in the fray will get a reasonable handicap, as agreed upon before play.
3) The time and place is WyCO at 10:00 A.M. Consumption of O.E. (or equivalent) will begin precisely at this time, and we will be utterly inflexible on the enforcement of this deadline. Play will begin sometime after that.
Let's do it up right, people. Bring your friends, bring your O.E., and bring your cajones to come claim the sword from the stone. While we're at it we'll be dusting off our WyCO skeelz to ensure complete KC domination of the upcoming tournament.