The year 3000 disc golf predictions

[jamidanger]

The year 3000 is creeping up on us all, who will be around to see the state of the game? I think there will be rule changes disc improvements and golf accessories to consider. So I thought I could predict a retrieval device, mentally activated and controlled that will not only retrieve a disc from the highest tree or deepest lake, but swing by your transport vehicle and grab a drink or whatever you left behind. I hope that it will be called a dubi go getter

[jamidanger]

MLB has the 7th inning stretch, NFL has the halftime show, in the year 3000, disc golf spectators will participate, after some anticipation, in bowl hole rituals, which includes the telling of a yeti joke.

[Nova]

In the year 3000, you will be allowed 4.5 yarqatngs of casual relief from subterranean assassin bio-robots, but only if another member of the card verifies their presence with a sounder. If you relocate your lie without doing this verification, the rule for misplay applies. 
 
The two-meter rule will be renamed to the "1.866666 yarqatng rule," in accordance with the third directive of the bio-robot government. All hail the bio-robots!

[Mike Hyzer]

I predict safe spaces will be provided at every tee and within close proximity of every hole. Courtesy violations will be expanded to include triggerings and micro aggressions. Entry fees will be subsidized by the government and payout will be equal for everyone, regardless of score, because keeping score will be considered an act of white privilege.

[dickthediscparker]

In the year 3000, team East Side will win thier 2nd team challenge. Jose will then complain that the first win and second win plaques aren't on the right side.

[jamidanger]

I predict in the year 3000, glow lights for discs will also be grow lights for greens, never having to deal with erosion on the courses, the night game could be called go-throw-glow-and-grow,bro.

[jamidanger]

We noticed during the Club Championships,  at Birdland, the teepads will probably have hand blowers by the year 3000 KCFDC Championships. Hopefully the blowers will also emit positive colored ions, so a golfer can charade the follow through

[Utz]

That pebble gravel at Birdland though. ruuuuuuffff.

[jamidanger]

In the year 3000, FTL locations will be disclosed on Mondays, by a descendant of Harold Berciunas, and the morning round run by a descendant of Jeff Waldron.

[EL KUJO]

In the year 3000, FTL locations will be disclosed on Mondays, by a descendant of Harold Berciunas, and the morning round run by a descendant of Jeff Waldron.

LOVE IT!!! 

[jamidanger]

The future is here, my girlfriend says this app features disc golf
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.zynga.FarmVilleTropicEscape

[jamidanger]

Ice Bowls will be the real deal in the year 3000, and the logo will be anticipated by all golfers, keeping the giving spirit, but the logo colors and artwork will be anything but blue and white.

[savagesam]

By 3000, the effects of global warming raise the oceans by 15 feet. Add the decrease in land to the increase in the population...and land becomes a premium. All avaliable land not used for housing is designated for crops. Disc Golf becomes an indoor sport.  Using computers and graphics. The plus sides...you'll never lose a disc. ..and you can play an unlimited number of courses at the same venue...you can even create your own course on the fly...and no waiting for the slow group ahead of you...some of that enticing?...but in the end...this "IS" the golden age of disc golf! Enjoy! Tongue in cheek of course.

[jamidanger]

I caught myself daydreaming about those wands at security checkpoints and how they should be magic wands that transform metal objects into weed, and then I realized can one start their vehicle with grape ape, maybe so in the year 3000.

[jamidanger]

Not exactly year 3000, but after infrared inspection of the shroud of Turin, Jesus Christ did indeed carry a mini marker on Him at all times.