It was a sweltering morning, and all was quiet at Cliff Drive. There was nothing to indicate anything had changed since the day before:

Suddenly, there was a rumble as the heavens opened up and unleashed their galactic forces upon the Earth:

The holy brown ooze began to flow:

And the Army of Light began to spread it forth:

And smooth it over:

Until they had created a masterpiece of epic proportion:

And then they put a broom finish and edging on it, but at that point the camera guy was so awestruck by what was happening that he could no longer hold his camera steady...
