I want to give a BIG shout out to my boy Seth Wolzen, who picked up a disc for the FIRST time less than 2 months ago and shot 58/58 to take 2nd in Rec today. He's gonna be woopin my ass soon and i've been playin for 13 years-that's atheltic ability for you.....also want to shout at Joey for taking home the Jr. division-keep up the wicked sidearm, and of course, I would like to congratulate Matt HUMBLE, who talked an incredible amount of sh1t before this tourney, for motivating me to beat him down harder than his daddy did when he pissed his bed as a tot. Also, Craig Loonis, AKA Greg Lewis, aka chump ass sidearm, AKA 1-dimensional chode, way to tell me all week you would "beat my ass without practicing all week"....how'd it feel when our card freaking CLAPPED for you when you hit your first birdie on hole # 11.....I would bet it felt like hopelessness and defeat. Palmer...way to bag and beat Humpel down like the school girl prostitute he is! Speaking of Matt Humble...I would write word for word the obscene text he sent me last night claiming pre-mature victory, but it is so over the top and vulgar I will let you use your imagination, just like Humble IMAGINED he was NOT getting beaten down by 80% of the advanced field (which i had to BEG him to play UP to). Bottom line is...Humble's head is bigger than Tony Dutiel's goat beard, palmer's game is weaker than greg Lewis in the 5th grade, and Greg Lewis is Greg Lewis(ouch)....you all talked crap, and you all got beaten down. Legitimate congrats to Bryan "byron" Harrelson, and my boy Billy "captain klank" nelson, for shooting lights out and making the final card a hell of a lot of fun. You guys rocked. Awesome tourney Rick-and thanks to Billy once again for stepping up and helping with the logistics, and for wooping our asses in down under doubles tonight! OH, I ALMOST FORGOT, HUMBLE-YOU SUCK, AND JAMES, WAY TO CRAP YOUR PANTS, LITERALLY!!!!!!!!!