I was there when it happened and here's the story.......
I have a friend from Texas who was up here visiting. He likes to come to KC and play disc golf, so we went to Rosey for a round. He used to be involved in martial arts, and was quite famous. Some of you may have heard of him. His name is Chuck Norris. Well, anyway, he drove first on 10, but hit a tree early. This pissed him off. Then I drove and parked it. I said something to work him, like, maybe if he wasn't such a wimp he could throw more than 30 feet. Well, he loses his temper and throws a roundhouse kick at my head. Luckily, I was all amped up on the red bull (and other performence enhancing things) so I was able to duck just in time to advoid getting my head kicked off. His kick hits this big ass tree behind me instead, the tree drops, and crushes the bench. Chuck says as soon as he sells another total gym machine, he'll buy a replacement bench.