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Re: New things to do at the Disc Golf Course???
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2010, 11:34:12 AM »
 :D The best part is the age! Almost 3x what I expected it to be.
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Re: New things to do at the Disc Golf Course???
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2010, 01:45:44 PM »
Okay, funny story about this...  Last summer, I threw my drive on hole #7 upstairs at Rosie and it went into the trees on the right hand side of the fairway.  I was looking for it and so was my buddy when he went into the woods at an opening.  Right inside the tree path, twenty feet in EXACTLY where my drive went, there were a couple do-ing it on a tree that fell down.  When they saw us looking, they stopped and when asked if they saw a disc they said in Spanish "no".  It might have been Guiermo and Guatamala or whoever was caught fornicating in North Dakota for all I know... To this day my friends joke about maybe, JUST MAYBE, one day being able to get a "hole seven special"...B======D (o)
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Re: New things to do at the Disc Golf Course???
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2010, 01:53:25 PM »
There were 2 people on top of each other on #9's fairway at Rosedale one day.  We thought they were a piece of trash or something, but after I buzzed right over them, they sprung up and went down the stairs toward #10.

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Re: New things to do at the Disc Golf Course???
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2010, 01:57:01 PM »
Saw a couple fornicating in the woods behind #18 at Rosedale one time. Turns out it was an ex-husband and wife and the ex-wife's new boyfriend showed up and found out the two were in the woods together. Chaos ensued involving shouting, posturing, crazy backwards car driving through #18 fairway almost hitting my friends and I and intentional collisions between vehicles. The ex-husband eventually left the park in a hurry with a crushed car and anti-freeze pouring out. Last we knew about it was police sirens wailing in the distance down on Merriam Lane. If you were there you surely remember this episode. One of the strangest things I've ever seen on a disc golf course.
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Re: New things to do at the Disc Golf Course???
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2010, 02:41:44 PM »
I saw a long eared pet Bunny rabbit on hole #10 tee pad last night.  That was pretty weird.  Just came out of the woods said hello and then ran back into them.
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Re: New things to do at the Disc Golf Course???
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2010, 03:02:35 PM »
what kinda meth were YOU on  ???  And don't tell me it's the kind made in Indep, MO  ::)

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Re: New things to do at the Disc Golf Course???
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2010, 03:11:44 PM »
What is the fine for fornication?

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Re: New things to do at the Disc Golf Course???
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2010, 03:21:04 PM »
A baby.
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Re: New things to do at the Disc Golf Course???
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2010, 08:40:55 PM »
A baby.

That is funny as sh1t however, at 53, I doubt old Geraldine is still capable!
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Re: New things to do at the Disc Golf Course???
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2010, 11:36:26 AM »
I walked up on a couple bumpin' uglies behind #13 at Swope last summer. I was like "my bad!", and they just kept right on going like they couldn't have cared less.

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Re: New things to do at the Disc Golf Course???
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2010, 10:01:14 PM »
I walked up on a couple bumpin' uglies behind #13 at Swope last summer. I was like "my bad!", and they just kept right on going like they couldn't have cared less.
ahh sh1t that was you keizer!!! i thought i knew you from somewhere   ;D

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Re: New things to do at the Disc Golf Course???
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2010, 01:49:13 PM »
Yes, when Swope Hole 14 was on the island, I threw my 2nd or 3rd shot over the road, and it flew under some "bouncing" Blazer.
The windows were down, and I would have left the disc, but it was a borrowed and beloved disc.

So, I tiptoed over there, ducked down, slithered under the vehicle, obtained the pink Wraith, and got out without notice. But for a second, I felt like I was part of it. Ha Ha.  :D