I applaud your attempt at humor, but I really think you should spend less time typing witty remarks and more time working on your long game. Leave the humor to those who have a PDGA rating over 906. I would cut and copy the list of people who fit that criteria, but it is far too long. I will point out a couple of names that I saw on that list that really stood out to me.
Actually, what I should have done was look at the list of people who have a rating below yours, that list would have been much easier to manage.
Kevin- My apologies for this Neckbeard fellow making fun of your small shirt. Don't feel bad its not just elementry school kids who wear them...small girls, little dogs, large midgets, and big babies also wear small shirts.