Whatever, call me what you wanna, I told you all I had to work. I'll gladly square up with who ever won unless it was you then you can lick my sandy sack.
And no, I'm not driving to Wyco and PC on the same day to play disc golf. That's too far and too deep into Kansas to be ridin' dirty or sandy or what have you, especially for the lame-ass courses they are.
Hey, I'm at Wyco, why does the entire course look the same? There's nobody in front of me and yet the scenery isn't changing. I swear I just played this hole twice 4 holes ago and got a 7 both times, I'm this F'ed up and I gotta drive all the way back to eastern Independence...
Hey, I'm at Prairie Center, I feel so out of place without my collared shirt and penny loafers. Look at all the kids running around with their parents, better put my schwag doobie away for now. Let's put big yellow belts on all the baskets, yay... *CLANK*
I'm kidding, they're both great courses, just would have preferred to see Rosedale and Cliff instead because of their more central locations.