Tuesday Night Casual Doubles

[slimneal]

Say what you want, it wasn't me.

SLimTina

[Flying J]

tuesday night casual doubles at swope: $5; discraft z buzzzzzzzzzzzzz: $14; new players league woman taking a whiz in the tall grass on #7 while your group is teeing: PRICELESS!

That's the first time and hopefully the last time I'll ever get iced by a woman urinating on the green.  No, I didn't park it. 

[Becky S]

If I posted every time I turned around and saw a GUY relieving himself on the course, I wouldn't have time left to actually PLAY golf. : )

[gleauzinier]

when a guy comes back off of the tee to pee 15 feet in front of the hole your group is in the process of teeing to, holding up the majority of the group and then fiddles around by the hole until some jerk in the group finally yells fore!!!!!!!!!!!!; then it might be the same thing.

it wasn't so much the act of urinating, it was just really rude, male or female.

[phisherman_77]

i'm assuming that maybe alcohol played a role in these shenanigans?

[gleauzinier]

possibly. I encouraged our friend cd to cover courtesy and etiquette in his next new players clinic. one of the first rules of ANY golf is to keep your hoo-hoo or ding-dong pointed AWAY from the players behind you. you don't want to put someone's eye out with that thing.

[gleauzinier]

cali jake bowen put on a putting clinic last night at the gully doubles gathering, shooting -13. highlight reel included removing the small concrete slabette from the storm sewer just south of #13 basket, having someone else retrieve it for him, then slamming home the putt after offering to straddle the abyss. more impressively he finished 3 big strokes ahead of ace kolkmeier and slim belcher.

casual doubles will start at 5:32 next week. it will most likely run all winter with the same random draw doubles format. yes, the winter golfing will be a glow thing.

please don't change swope league night again, we're having too much fun with tuesday doubles letting people play through and including new players.

next week fred fortson returns, everybody come on out and welcome him back!

[gleauzinier]

fred's doubles tees at 5:30, same deal $5, optional $2 ctp, $1 ace fund; 100% payout. if you're on the south side and can't make the country club scene with all the free beer come rock the gully.