Swope League May 23
After a huge (by swope standards) turnout last week, we dropped back down to the usual smaller group last night. Nice night for the 10 who showed up as i subbed for van. Started a little late since i was running late, and of course was thouroughly unprepared. No scorecards, no change, i tapped out everybodies change and had to get 4 dollars in quarters from aurturo to even out the payout. I'll never take a 20 to a league again i swear. Then i was just itching to do an island hole so i ran and did that while timko moved a few holes. Made hole 7 an island with a temp basket in the middle of the 2 humps. Island may have been a little large but i liked it. Drew hated it, but i wasn't about to argue with some guy walking around with a big ole sledge hammer.
After weeks of complaining to van about 5-somes i decided the best move would be sending out 2 fivesomes.

Played all long tees and obs were in effect, but we were still done by 8:30.
Arturo put the royal smack down on the open card. Whoever totalled the scores gave arturo a 45 when he shot a 43. Could have been a 41 if we weren't heckiling him the last 2 holes. Nobody really double checked the cards since it was obvious he was really good, and the rest of us... not so much.
On the Pro2 card the shot of the night was bj font draining a circle 3 from the drop zone for hole 7. That stroke saved him from being beat by a girl, his girl no less. But a tie is like kissing your sister, and then it's your girlfriend, and thats just a little too wierd for these parts bj, quit that shiat.
Shot of the night by anyone not named arturo was captian of the back of the box chris timko on our last hole 18. He stepped up and crushed his drive on a straight bead and absolutely destroyed the short tee sign(figuratively of course). And in a totally classless fashion refused to buy beer saying beer league rules don't count, crazy talk i say.
Finally the scores.
Pro2
Nicody Tucker - 56 $6
Jason Lyon - 56 $6
Bill Shinoski - 63
Bj Font - 68
Fawn -68 (Lone lady wasn't signed up for league just along to whip bj's ass)
Pro
Arturo V - 43 $16
Jake B - 52 $9
Jack L - 55
Lee K - 55
Chris T - 59