Here's a prepared response you should use next time someone on the course asks who you are affiliated with: I, don glover, am acting according to my own free will and am not associated nor affiliated with any group, business, or organization other than the Glover family, and I apologize ahead of time for any time you might have or will spend in my presence.
Also, for the small cut I recommend some neosporin and a band-aid. Ad for the inability to feed or bathe yourself due to a cramping arm, I recommend a frontal laboromy and/or a visit to your neighborhood obgyn.