In Jack's defense... Here is the story of his second round David vs. Goliath trial...
Hole One... He sucked that up pretty bad. I didn't. Jack's down 1 after 1. Jack says, "FUC..!!!"
Hole Two... He parks it but has to settle for the par, and I bogey... Even after 2. Jack says, "COME ON JACK!"
Hole Three... Push... Even after 3. Jack is silent after making a thirty foot putt.
Hole Four... He parks it again, I bogey... JACK IS UP 1 after 4!!! Jack is still silent.
Hole Five... He shanks his drive into the ground directly off the tee pad. It miraculously kicks up into the air and rolls half way to the hole. He misses the putt. Even again after 5. Jack says, "FUC... COME ON JACK!!"
Hole Six... We push. Even after 6. Jack says nothing.
Hole Seven... Jack's wheels come off. He throws one hard right into the trees and it sails down to Middle Earth. I park mine. Mercy killing. Jack down 1 after 7. Jack says nothing.
Hole Eight... Jack goes OB on his second shot. I park it. Jack down 2 after 8. Jack says, "FUUUUUCCC.... COME ON, GOD DAM... IT.."
Hole Nine. Push. Jack down 2 after 9. Jack medicates and says nothing.
Hole Ten. Jack parks his drive. Jack down 1 after 10. Jack says "EAST SIDE!"
Hole Eleven. While attempting to drive, Jack comes up lame. It's his calf. He can't make the drive so he rolls it on purpose. Jack down 2 after 11. Jack says, "FUC... SHI... GOD DAM... IT."
Hole Twelve. I miss my putt and we push. Jack down 2 after 12. Jack says, "Are you two or three up on me?"
Hole Thirteen. Jack salvages a bad drive and we push. Jack down 2 after 13. Jack is silent.
Hole Fourteen. Push. Jack down 2 after 14. Jack medicates.
Hole Fifteen. Jack goes back to Middle Earth, but we push after he makes a huge save. Jack down 2 after 15. Jack says "EAST SIDE" as news of more Missouri victories come in.
Hole Sixteen. Jack overshoots his upshot and misses his putt. He loses 3 and 2. Jack cannot hold it in any longer and he says a lot of bad words... Jack says, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. FUC... SHI... " Gracious, even in death, Jack's team wins despite his loss.
Jack made it very competitive, until some stranger with a lead pipe ran up and hit in the shins while he was on pad 11.