Border War Preview in Phoenix

[jamidanger]

Open : Emac vs Nikko
Masters : Pete B. Cashen vs George the putt-Smith
Grandmasters :Deuce Hudson vs Old Pike Mike

Adv Grand Masters : Ed "sunny" Gonzalez vs Pete "the shadow" Engleman

[Tom]

I'd guess Missouri takes 3 out of 4 in those matchups. 

[HaterAde]

I'd guess Missouri takes 3 out of 4 in those matchups. 

Dang dude, might be a rough year for ya. Only gonna get worse when MU takes the Big 12 Championship title to the SEC!

[Loomis]

So who do I match up against from Missouri down in Arizona?

[jamidanger]

looks like shane dierson vs temple of loomis in the advanced division folks! be careful loomis, shane does not carry any sand in his bag.

[Loomis]

Are you somehow suggesting that I might be... (dramatic music) "Sand Bagging!"  (more dramatic music.)

[Tom]

I'd guess Missouri takes 3 out of 4 in those matchups. 

Dang dude, might be a rough year for ya. Only gonna get worse when MU takes the Big 12 Championship title to the SEC!

No worries PeterAde, I can coast all of '12 because my Gorillas beat the crap out of those puzzys from Detroit for the Div II title. 

I doubt Misery will be taking anything with them to the SEC except their Zero, Nada, big fat O, National Championship legacy.

[HaterAde]

No worries PeterAde, I can coast all of '12 because my Gorillas beat the crap out of those puzzys from Detroit for the Div II title. 

Dude, it was football. A game. Not even real life. You're lucky it wasn't a contest of who can kill the most rival gang members or steal the most cars. sh1t, let's see how fast those Gorilla squares can rock up a kilo of coke, then come see me!

[gleauzinier]

Are you somehow suggesting that I might be... (dramatic music) "Sand Bagging!"  (more dramatic music.)

no worries loomis, here in the heart of bagger country you are lightyears from catching some of kc's finest silica carriers.

[phisherman_77]

Loomis? Sandbagger?  Since when?

[jamidanger]

that loomis is a bagger is based on the fact that he is the highest rated amateur entrant for the memorial, it must be easier to play with sand in your bag than butterflies in your abdomen.

[phisherman_77]

that loomis is a bagger is based on the fact that he is the highest rated amateur entrant for the memorial, it must be easier to play with sand in your bag than butterflies in your abdomen.

Highest rated?

Chrystom Stout - 960
Daniel Big D Lichtman - 964
A.J. Risley - 966

David Parnell - tied with Loomis at 958

Not quite the highest and to be honest, there are a bunch of people there from 950-960.

[Loomis]

A high ranking is a decent measure of talent, but it's no guarantee. While I am honored you think my talents are enough to be "PRO" at just 958, I think I am pretty good where I'm at. However, I will be taking my sand-slinging, 958 rated butt up to PRO after the Memorial. I couldn't play PRO that weekend because I can't give up that much time for the tournament (pros play an extra day).

Thank you for being the first person to make me feel like a sandbagging PRO. No one has ever considered me a PRO before, sandbaggery or not.

[jamidanger]

stout, lichtman and risley are soooo overrated. keep playing am and your home will become butlerized <filled with never thrown plastic>

[Tom]

stout, lichtman and risley are soooo overrated. keep playing am and your home will become butlerized <filled with never thrown plastic>

butlerized? It's easy......




....and my home isn't filled with never thrown plastic....just one wall,



and part of the floor, and a rented 10'x20' storage shed, and a small 30'x60' outbuilding on my father-in-laws farm.