A high ranking is a decent measure of talent, but it's no guarantee. While I am honored you think my talents are enough to be "PRO" at just 958, I think I am pretty good where I'm at. However, I will be taking my sand-slinging, 958 rated butt up to PRO after the Memorial. I couldn't play PRO that weekend because I can't give up that much time for the tournament (pros play an extra day).
Thank you for being the first person to make me feel like a sandbagging PRO. No one has ever considered me a PRO before, sandbaggery or not.