Mike, I can tell your willingness to open your mouth before you know what you're talking is equal to your disc golfing talent. You know less of me than I know of you. How come I don't know much about you? Oh yeah, you're not involved in touring disc golf other than just a casual game from time to time. When was the last time anyone noticed you (other than just locals)? Perhaps you're just not relevant to the conversations anymore. I guess you're just one of those local heroes now. Someone everyone knows can play, but washed up. Bitter and wearing that high school letterman's jacket until it complete fades out. I hear you used to play a lot of tournaments, then what? You get caught up in something like a bunch of kids or a lousy job and now the only way for you to find glory is by playing the same courses with people you know you can beat. Are you still trying to suck some of that former "what could been and should been glory" out of the game? I guess you can't quite do it if you're stuck here all the time. I guess you should just tear down everything around you so you look that much taller.
I eagerly await your next allegory.