gun talk is lame.
i've got a crocodile <in my basement> for home defense, no background check was needed. it is estimated that there's 150 homes with crocodiles in the u.s. and only 14 children were injured or killed by crocodiles in the home. one kid thought it was ok to take his parents crocodile to school <for show and tell>, and it accidentaly bit another student, but the parents were not jailed or fined. kids think crocodiles are cool, and even some rowdy teens think it's cool to let their crocodile loose evey now and then, i think they are punks. every american, even felons believe they have the right to own a crocodile, and i am surprised that churches and public venues do not allow decent law abiding sane folks to disguise their crocodiles as seeing eye dogs for their own protection in these places. cops should have crocodiles to remind the public that we live in a crocodile society, and there will be no funny business. sometimes i sleep with my crocodile under my pillow, it makes me feel safer. the national crocodile association thinks that if more people had their crocodiles with them at all times, there would be less crocodile incidents, do you agree?