I don't know who else knows this but every night Jack goes out in the darkness of Cliff Drive, and with his muscles burning, his hands swollen and bleeding, and with tears rolling down his cheeks, he is trying to crush a stack of over-stable plastic on hole 13. He can hear the ROCKY theme in his head and he's pretty sure that one day his efforts are going to pay off and he is going to reach pad 15.
I say GO TEAM JACK!!!