What's that on the horizon??? Is it a tower? Is it an oil rig in Oklahoma? A Kansas prairie wind mill???!!??? OH NO!!! It can't be!!! It...it...it's a....Dear Lord!! It's a calf slashin', G$ takin', new and MUCH improved, Bad Mama Jama......Tallguy!!! D@mn....he
hasn't even left Wichita, and he can see the trembling from 193 miles away!!!
He sends these words to those who fear him
"Fear Not...The Giggity!!!! For the Giggity brings truth and justice for all those who doubt!!! (Well, he brings himself, and beer anyway...lol)
Lookin' forward to getting there tomorrow, and kickin' some 'o your a$$es!!!!