2013 Kansas City Team Challenge - June 1-2, 2013

[Loomis]

If you lose your left hand, it might only take you 16 strokes to beat me.

[mperry]

I wanna be just like you when I grow up

[jack]

Battle for the Missouri Cup begins this week.

[Loomis]

I don't know... Did you think that through? I mean your mom will have to replace all those pretty pictures of you she has hanging in her hallway.

[mperry]

Id talk s*** on your mom but he's a nice guy

[Loomis]

You wouldn't be far from the truth with that one - she looks hard. That reminds me; tell your mom I have five bucks if she wants to beat by 18 strokes too. I sure do like sitting there looking at all your dandy little awards while your mom is busy making five bucks. Maybe she uses that money to buy you that milk in the fridge.

[jhinck2]

Boy I miss high school trash talk tactics...your mom went to college...

[Loomis]

 I'm blessed with a mother that I don't mind if people insult. I sort of enjoy it.

[mperry]

I like how you use me being a college student living at home as your only trash talk argument. Maybe it helps you deal with the fact that you lost to a 19 year old who has only been playing for four years. Must be a coping mechanism or something I understand.

[Loomis]

Hmmmmm.... Nope. Not impressive. I'm twice your age and have been playing just a year longer and I am still a better player than you. You shot 18 strokes better on one tournament, big deal. Ebbs and flows of the game my little desert flower, ebbs and flows. And at your age you should be twice as good as you are now. Hell, Nikko was only five years into his career when he was your age and he had won a major and was one of the top ten players in the world. I think your filter for your learning curve is a bit off there my pamper wearing friend. 19 year olds are USDGC champs and World Champs. They represent the top tier talent, but where are you? And what have you done? Oh, right... The GBO champ. You're right, you're top shelf. Upper crust. Something to be adored. 19 and playing ADV after five years. WOW. I'm blown away. I bet your mom is crying tears of joy when she tells her friends.

[jack]

I like how you use me being a college student living at home as your only trash talk argument. Maybe it helps you deal with the fact that you lost to a 19 year old who has only been playing for four years. Must be a coping mechanism or something I understand.

Hells to the yeah, lets bring in Fred Smith to compete for the boy at this point.  I know Fred is itching to play in some battle wars.

I will try to work on making Cliff Drive better, but they mowed it last Thursday so it won't be mowed again before the event.  The only areas really needing work at this point is between hole #7 and #8 stage.  #6 hillside could use some cleanup as well, but I ain't touching that one.  I'll let the the westsiders tromple it first.

[Loomis]

I like how you use me being a college student living at home as your only trash talk argument. Maybe it helps you deal with the fact that you lost to a 19 year old who has only been playing for four years. Must be a coping mechanism or something I understand.

Hells to the yeah, lets bring in Fred Smith to compete for the boy at this point.  I know Fred is itching to play in some battle wars.

I will try to work on making Cliff Drive better, but they mowed it last Thursday so it won't be mowed again before the event.  The only areas really needing work at this point is between hole #7 and #8 stage.  #6 hillside could use some cleanup as well, but I ain't touching that one.  I'll let the the westsiders tromple it first.

We shant talk about where Jack should be after all these years of playing.

And hells to the yes, I would love to play against FRED. At least this year it will be a challenge.

[jamidanger]

i really really really hope that the sunday singles round features perry vs loomis and loomis isn't as pussy as his smack talk to tampon away from a side bet from east side.

[Loomis]

I accept Perry as my one to one. Though I'm not sure what the last half of Berry's comment means. After "talk" what does the rest of that mean?

You game Perry? You think you can beat me? I'm sure you do. You're a strapping 19 year old who just won the GBO and me by 18 strokes. What say you?

I was kinda hoping for someone with more talent, but I will take whatever challenge best suits the team.

Sorry Fred, perhaps we will get paired up in doubles.

[bensdadfred]

Nothing is set yet. Save your apologies....