4/15/13 League Results

[jack]

On a chilly evening we still had 13 people come out to play.  I will get this information uploaded into the PDGA:

Open
Jose Ossa-50 ($10.50)
Joe Hesting-50 ($10.50)
Matt Crowe-55 ($1)
Steve Thimmesch-55 ($1)
Adam Cossette-55 ($1)
Jordan Hinck-56
Matt Perry-56
Mike Keizer-59

Masters
Jamie Danger-58 ($3)
Jack Lowe-58 ($3)

Adv
Ryan Westa-56 ($7 KcKash)
Rob Martin-65 ($4 KcKash)
Jason Gillow-71

More information to follow

[jhinck2]

Joe put one off the top of the basket on hole 10...only to kick OB. He saved the circle three of course. Shot of the night!

[jamidanger]

playoff in masters next week

[jack]

http://www.pdga.com/tournament_results/101855/609510550

50=1006 rated rounds!  Nice job Joe and Jose....

[Mike Hyzer]

I'm still trying to figure out what the extra $1 on the entry fee was for. Felt like regular old Cliff Drive league to me, complete with my typical sh1tty back 9 performance. Can we opt out of the PDGA part of it next time? I'd much rather put that dollar toward a truck taco on the way home.

[Utz]

Typical Wolverine Whine. It's very high pitched. Almost sounds like a swarm of flies around a fresh pile of doody at cliff drive.

[Mike Hyzer]

LOL, nice.

[jack]

UNfortunately opting out of the pDGA fee isn's allowed.  1/2 goes to Cliff Drive of that $1 and the other half is towards the PDGA.  I believe though that this would be your first rated round there Mr. Keizer......

[coops]

http://www.pdga.com/tournament_results/101855/609510550

50=1006 rated rounds!  Nice job Joe and Jose....

1006 seems a bit low for 50s at Cliff. Was it set easier than it has been?

Either way, great shooting Joe and Jose!

[jack]

1-original
2-long
3-original
4-circle
5-short
6-original
7-Middle
8-Trees
9-only
10-short
11-short
12-only
13-short
14-long left
15-short
16-short
17-short
18-by road

So yeah after typing it up it was in a pretty short set up.  I forgot that I moved it so we could get done in plenty of daylight even with starting at 6.  We did.  I think that we were done

[Loomis]

1-original
2-long
3-original
4-circle
5-short
6-original

For those that weren't there during the actual planting of the pins, "original" means nothing.  Me takes a stab though:
1 - long right?
3 - long?
6 - middle of the fairway (neither long right or tucked long left)?

1. near the used condom
2. near the old tv
3. next to the body.

[The Bird Father]

1-original
2-long
3-original
4-circle
5-short
6-original

For those that weren't there during the actual planting of the pins, "original" means nothing.  Me takes a stab though:
1 - long right?
3 - long?
6 - middle of the fairway (neither long right or tucked long left)?

1. near the used condom
2. near the old tv
3. next to the body.

#1 could be anywhere on the course
#2 I think is at Keizers house
#3 Car body, Dog Body or Human Body?

[Ken Franks]

1. near the used condom
2. near the old tv
3. next to the body.

 

EAST SIDE!

 LOL!

[jhinck2]

1. near the used condom
2. near the old tv
3. next to the body.

 

EAST SIDE!

 LOL!

Talk is cheap - scoreboard!!

[Tom]

talk is cheap......

KCMO shcool district lost accrediation on January 1, 2012
% of State's population living below poverty level: MO is 11.8%,  KS is 10.5%
CNBC report on State by Sate Quality of Life 2011: MO is #16, KS is #11

The list can go on and on.... the east did win last year, and I won't be surprised if they do again this year, but that's more a product of the format than the overall skill level of the golfers. I think both sides have some pretty decent players. Of course the majority of higher rated players in the metro do reside on the west side, at least based on current PDGA information....

Arturro                  1008                              Jake Bowen            990
Tank                      1000                              CD                          986
Shanan Carson     987                                Mike Murphy           975 
Joe Hesting           984                                Fred Smith              968
Loomis                  978                                Mike Thomas           966
Heberto Villareal   977                                Jose Ossa               964
Cooper Arnold      975                                 Jamie Barry            946
Brian Guthrie        970

I know there are many really good players that don't show up in PDGA stats, but the odds makers would have to favor the West side based on these facts.  This is all in good fun, don't take it personal.